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dudecall

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 238
  • Number of comments : 13
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About dudecall : Just a guy who likes to know my life isn't as bad as some people.

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dudecall's favorite FMLs

Today, a guy in my class was talking about himself. He started his story with, "When I was little, I was a ginger." I replied without thinking, "Is that why you got put up for adoption?" Him being adopted was the actual story he wanted to tell. FML

#21246134
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I agree, your life sucks (18951) - you deserved it (39881)

On 08/26/2014 at 11:19pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Kansas)

Today, I accidentally twisted my balls in my own underwear so badly that I had to be hospitalized. FML

#21207158
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42337) - you deserved it (6996)

On 07/12/2014 at 4:19pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I went to the bathroom and didn't realize my skirt was tucked in my ugliest underwear until I reached the elevator. Thanks for not telling me girl-in-the-yellow-shirt. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16585) - you deserved it (4080)

On 01/21/2009 at 12:56pm - misc - by Ella - United States (California)



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