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dudecall

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 594
  • Number of comments : 17
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About dudecall : Just a guy who likes to know my life isn't as bad as some people.

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dudecall's favorite FMLs

Today, I looked up my childhood bully on Facebook, hoping she'd gone fat and ugly. Turns out she's drop-dead gorgeous and very successful. FML

#21261760
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51508) - you deserved it (13466)

On 09/20/2014 at 11:28am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Sweden (Vastra Gotaland)

Today, a guy in my class was talking about himself. He started his story with, "When I was little, I was a ginger." I replied without thinking, "Is that why you got put up for adoption?" Him being adopted was the actual story he wanted to tell. FML

#21246134
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20261) - you deserved it (151)

On 08/26/2014 at 11:19pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Kansas)

Today, I accidentally twisted my balls in my own underwear so badly that I had to be hospitalized. FML

#21207158
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44603) - you deserved it (7583)

On 07/12/2014 at 4:19pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I spent five hours sobbing in my room due to anti-depressant withdrawal. My mother refused to come and talk to me, because I'm "a terrible, hateful child who only cares about herself." Last week I spent two hours comforting her because my brother hadn't called in a week. FML

#18752828
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31840) - you deserved it (3436)

On 01/09/2012 at 12:01am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)

Today, my cute co-worker asked if he could use my computer. I told him my password and went to the bathroom. When I came back he said he'd finished. I tried to log in, but my password wouldn't work. I then noticed a post-it note on the desk saying, "Stop stalking me and I'll change the password back." FML

#13959673
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9795) - you deserved it (38095)

On 11/24/2010 at 8:18am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today, a spider crawled across my glasses' lens. My first reaction was to smack myself in the face. FML

#6793560
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14088) - you deserved it (26021)

On 12/17/2009 at 2:09pm - animals - by ohmy (woman) - Canada

Today, I went to the bathroom and didn't realize my skirt was tucked in my ugliest underwear until I reached the elevator. Thanks for not telling me girl-in-the-yellow-shirt. FML

#2059
30 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17712) - you deserved it (4276)

On 01/21/2009 at 12:56pm - misc - by Ella - United States (California)



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