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Today, while teaching at a daycare, a child came up to me and asked if he could go to the bathroom. Obviously, I said it was fine. He then pulled his pants down, and pee on my brand new shoes, and all over my leg. FML

I agree, your life sucks (30368) - you totally deserved it (2338)

On 06/20/2009 at 12:22am - kids - by Bob (woman) - United States (Texas)

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Today, I awoke to the sound of my dad knocking on my dorm room door for a surprise visit. He's barely outside the door and I pull the door open and say hey, when my roommate strips naked pulls the door open, kisses me on the cheek, says in an uber-gay voice, "Thanks for last night", and leaves. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (113726) - you totally deserved it (11941)

On 03/22/2009 at 6:38am - intimacy - by konens_dick (man) - United States (Washington)

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