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- 1Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 2Today, someone stole my purse and phone while I was giving CPR to someone who had a heart attack on… 3Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's…
- Today, I found out that when I orgasm, my increased heart rate causes me to pass out. I also found… Today, my girlfriend and I were going to have sex. To set the mood, she suggested we watch a porno… Today, I took a shower with my boyfriend. I tried to be adventurous and went to give him a blowjob,…