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Today, I realised the only preparation I've done for my final French exam has been wanking off to French porn. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22792) - you deserved it (53437)

On 05/10/2014 at 4:52pm - intimacy - by vivelawank - United Kingdom

Today, I was at a job interview for a position I really needed. Somehow, the interviewer and I started talking about fishing. I joked, "I'm a master baiter." Needless to say, I didn't get the job. FML

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On 08/12/2013 at 1:11pm - work - by master baiter - United States (New York)

Today, my son got expelled after using the photocopier to photocopy his penis. He then used the copies to replace every directional arrow posted throughout the school. FML

#20128322
279 comments

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On 10/22/2012 at 2:56pm - kids - by thebeachisthatway (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my 14-year-old step-daughter announced that she is 4 months pregnant. The father is my 15-year-old son. FML

#20111886
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On 10/11/2012 at 10:30am - kids - by wdunn69733 - United States (Georgia)

Today, my next-door neighbor decided to become a rapper. FML

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On 09/16/2012 at 7:01pm - misc - by MyEarsHurt - United States (California)

Today, the Jehovah's Witnesses witnessed me whacking off on my couch. FML

Today, my parents grounded me for finding their stash of weed. The irony is killing me right now. FML

#19719129
196 comments

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On 06/02/2012 at 1:43am - misc - by ironyisabitch - United States (California)

Today, I learned that I was conceived on a public bus. FML

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On 08/17/2010 at 12:28am - intimacy - by ew. - Canada (British Columbia)



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