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Today, my son got expelled after using the photocopier to photocopy his penis. He then used the copies to replace every directional arrow posted throughout the school. FML

#20128322
269 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22265) - you deserved it (3162)

On 10/22/2012 at 2:56pm - kids - by thebeachisthatway (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my dad asked me to clean the trash on our acreage. I was cleaning around the tree line when I came across a particularly heavy bag. I ran inside to ask my dad for help moving it. He looked inside the bag to see what it could be. It was a human body. Someone had thrown it over our fence. FML

#20127911
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48450) - you deserved it (1782)

On 10/22/2012 at 3:45am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my 14-year-old step-daughter announced that she is 4 months pregnant. The father is my 15-year-old son. FML

#20111886
528 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62517) - you deserved it (6323)

On 10/11/2012 at 10:30am - kids - by wdunn69733 - United States (Georgia)

Today, my next-door neighbor decided to become a rapper. FML

#20075041
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12893) - you deserved it (1287)

On 09/16/2012 at 7:01pm - misc - by MyEarsHurt - United States (California)

Today, the Jehovah's Witnesses witnessed me whacking off on my couch. FML

#19812359
330 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18470) - you deserved it (10376)

On 06/19/2012 at 11:35am - intimacy - by megasniper240 (man) - United States (New York)

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Today, my parents grounded me for finding their stash of weed. The irony is killing me right now. FML

#19719129
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28892) - you deserved it (1847)

On 06/02/2012 at 1:43am - misc - by ironyisabitch - United States (California)

Today, I learned that I was conceived on a public bus. FML

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On 08/17/2010 at 12:28am - intimacy - by ew. - Canada (British Columbia)



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