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Today, I found out that there's something my new wife hates more than spiders. Black people. FML

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On 01/03/2013 at 9:19pm - health - by WellShit (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, in the middle of what had to be the most amazing blowjob I've ever had in my life, my girlfriend had a mental breakdown and began weeping on top of my cock. FML

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On 09/13/2012 at 8:06pm - intimacy - by blueballs (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was at my girlfriend's house. We decided to have sex in her basement. All awesome, until her mom walked down and wanted to watch a movie with us. I had to watch it naked under a blanket. FML

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On 01/04/2010 at 10:49am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my dad came home from work early only to walk in on me and the boy I'm not supposed to be seeing having sex. Did I mention doggie style? FML

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On 01/01/2010 at 12:07am - intimacy - by meeranda - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was home alone, and decided to do some naked cleaning just because I could. After half an hour of liberating nakie-dusting, I turn around to see my boyfriend and his best friend gaping at me open mouthed. His older brother however gave a creepy smile and the thumbs up. FML

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On 09/23/2009 at 5:35am - misc - by DusterOverBits (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, my wife and I were doing it when the phone rang. She answered it, and rode me while carrying on a more than a five minute conversation with her father. FML

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On 09/12/2009 at 6:13pm - intimacy - by 0ros (man) - United States (Rhode Island)



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