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Today, I sneezed in the shower. When I got out, I got a text from my creepy old neighbor saying "Bless you". FML


I agree, your life sucks (52244) - you deserved it (3813)

On 12/02/2009 at 1:25am - misc - by errrmkl46 - United States (Arizona)

Today, I put on my hazard lights, pulled over to the side of the road, and stopped traffic on a busy road to rescue a black cat that had been hit by a car. With everyone watching, I got a towel and slowly approached the cat. It was a garbage bag. FML

Today, I noticed that in my cover letter I wrote "I also have an eye.", instead of "I also have an eye for details.", and I have been sending it out for the past few weeks. No wonder I haven't gotten any replies. FML


I agree, your life sucks (9595) - you deserved it (29719)

On 11/14/2009 at 11:52am - work - by crazylobster (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

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