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  • Birth Date : Monday 24 September 1990 (23 years)
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Today, at some point, and for some reason I'll probably never fully understand, it seemed like a good idea to get completely shitfaced on tequila and try to shave my ballsack with a straight razor. I'm not sure if these wounds will ever heal. FML

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268 comments

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On 08/01/2011 at 5:47pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, our power went out due to some severe storms. My daughter, who is 18, asked me why the lights on the car still worked. FML

#17333376
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35608) - you deserved it (9012)

On 08/01/2011 at 4:18pm - misc - by OhDeary (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, while working at Kohl's this woman came up to me and asked if I was Native American, I said yes, she then says "Oh! I thought you guys went extinct." This is the country I live in. FML

#17297056
324 comments

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On 07/29/2011 at 11:18am - work - by crazygirl12 - United States (Missouri)

Today, I woke up feeling great. I opened up the blinds and looked out from my window just in time to see a man ripping my mailbox from the ground and sprinting away with it. FML

#17193667
125 comments

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On 07/20/2011 at 6:17pm - misc - by cheddar (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my drunk father chased me down the street with my little brother's light saber screaming, "Come back Yoda! Teach me how to use the force!" FML

#17023204
260 comments

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On 07/08/2011 at 1:23am - misc - by Yoda (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my family attended the funeral of an old family friend's baby, who died in childbirth. Afterwards, my husband went around snickering and quietly telling dead baby jokes to the other attendees. FML

#17004693
80 comments

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On 07/06/2011 at 7:38pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, as my girlfriend and I were making love, she started to moan and groan. All of a sudden, she stopped and said "I'm lying, you suck at this." FML

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On 05/25/2011 at 4:23am - intimacy - by katie -

Today, I wanted to take my girlfriend to a nice dinner before prom. Her parents followed her in, and joined us to "keep an eye on me." They interrupted all our conversations, ate an expensive meal, then got up and walked out when the waitress brought the $95 check, leaving me to pay for it. FML

#15999720
238 comments

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On 05/01/2011 at 1:50am - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I woke up to find a parking ticket on my car. My car was in my driveway and the cop who wrote it is my ex-boyfriend. This is the third time. FML

#15914349
279 comments

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On 04/25/2011 at 12:24am - misc - by neverdatingacopagain (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my mom confused me with my dad. She got in the shower with me. FML

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311 comments

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On 04/22/2011 at 7:11am - intimacy - by Damian -

Today, my wife and I were planning our nursery for our future child. She said that we'd be painting it pink either way. I asked what would happen if we had a boy. She said "Oh, he'll be gay" with a menacing glare. I'm worried. FML

#15804993
74 comments

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On 04/16/2011 at 6:59am - misc - by Worried (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my husband of 30 years told me that he thought we should 'just be friends'. FML

#15793085
158 comments

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On 04/15/2011 at 7:38am - love - by ZaraAce (woman) - United Kingdom (Bedfordshire)

Today, I ran a red light in front of a cop and got pulled over. My friend thought it would be funny to throw a knife in my lap and scream "Help me officer, he has a knife!" FML

#15773415
140 comments

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On 04/13/2011 at 6:57pm - misc - by FrOsTy25 -

Today, I was robbed. They took my father's ashes. FML

#15741508
304 comments

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On 04/11/2011 at 3:29pm - misc - by stolen - United States (Tennessee)

Today, when I picked up my repeat subscription of anti-anxiety medication, they had changed the packaging to be more 'child safe'. Now it's so hard to get the pills out that I had an anxiety attack trying to take one. FML

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204 comments

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On 04/09/2011 at 8:53am - health - by VoiceMail (man) - Australia (Queensland)



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