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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 20 April 1950 (65 years)
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Today, I walked in on my 15 year old daughter and her boyfriend. They were standing in my bathroom, both naked from the waist down. Supposedly, he was trying to "teach her how to pee standing up." FML


I agree, your life sucks (63979) - you deserved it (9317)

On 06/01/2014 at 11:51am - intimacy - by help me - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my girlfriend, who is very self conscious about her body, finally decided to have sex with me. She told me to wait a few minutes, so I did. I stripped and turned around to find her in a one-piece swimsuit, with a hole cut out of the crotch. FML


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