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Today, I took a pregnancy test. I was disappointed it was negative, as my fiancé and I have been together for four years and have a strong relationship. He danced with happiness when he discovered the test was negative and tried to high-five me. FML
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On 09/30/2012 at 5:30am - love - by BeforeItWasCool - United Kingdom
Today, as my boyfriend and I were getting hot in the bedroom, he stopped right before he entered me and said, "Knock knock!" He refused to continue until I replied, "Come in." FML
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On 09/29/2012 at 9:37pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)
Today, my husband asked me to spoon him. He used it as an excuse to start farting on me. Yep, this is my husband. FML
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On 09/24/2012 at 3:16pm - intimacy - by disgusted - United Kingdom (Hertford)
Today, I was finally paid back by a friend who wrote a check out. Not really looking at it, I went to the bank to deposit it. As I handed it to the teller, I noticed that he had written "sex" in the "for" memo. FML
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On 09/16/2012 at 9:46am - money - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I was out shopping, when I noticed a teenage girl with a double stroller picking up a pack of condoms. I couldn't help but mutter that it was a little late for those. A guy who must have been her boyfriend then stormed over and beat the shit out of me. FML
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On 09/10/2012 at 1:52pm - intimacy - by killmenow - United States (Washington)
Today, while trying to rouse my sleeping boyfriend for some morning sex, he came. FML
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On 09/09/2012 at 8:03am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)
Today, I'm so broke that I got buyer's remorse after buying a $2 bottle of pancake syrup. FML
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On 08/26/2012 at 5:05pm - money - by Tanuki_paws - United States (Arizona)
Today, the highlight of my day was that I could afford name-brand ketchup. FML
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On 08/08/2012 at 12:19am - money - by Heinz (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I had to get the manager of a grocery store to explain to his employee how coupons work. The employee had refused to accept the coupons I was using, for fear that, "they will be deducted from my paycheck." FML
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On 05/29/2012 at 7:40am - money - by brunurb (man) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I got arrested for shoplifting. I don't know what's worse, that I stole a one dollar bottle of chocolate milk, or that I didn't have the dollar to pay for it. FML
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On 03/14/2011 at 3:32am - money - by kb10 -
Today, I had to take a dump. While looking for a book to read, I sneezed. The force of the sneeze caused me to shit my pants. The glob of dung then ran down my leg before falling out of my shorts onto my carpet, all in less than 5 seconds. Nothing in my life has prepared me for this. FML
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On 10/14/2009 at 1:01pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)
Today, I was in the bathroom defecating when I felt something hanging there. I reached back with toilet paper and starting pulling it out inch by inch; 3 feet later I learned I had a tapeworm. Worst of all, no pharmacy has the med the doctor prescribed. I have to live with this thing until the med gets here. FML
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On 09/15/2009 at 5:14pm - intimacy - by benander (man) - United States (North Carolina)
Today, after a great night of sexual pleasure, I ran to answer the door. The angry woman standing there introduced herself. ''Hi, I'm your neighbor. My seven year old son's bedroom is just next to yours and when you scream at night he gets scared. Do you think you could keep it down?'' FML
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On 08/02/2009 at 11:12am - intimacy - by kmb04 (woman) - Canada (Quebec)
Today, I thought it was a good idea to go number two while smoking a "cigarette". My ash tray was over by the sink so I decided to just ash in the toilet. While ashing between my legs, I sneezed and now I have a extremely uncomfortable burn on my man member. Smoking is bad. FML
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On 07/17/2009 at 1:11am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, in the shower, a dime fell on my foot. The only place it could have come from? One of my fat rolls. FML
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On 06/23/2009 at 10:37pm - health - by FattyMcFatterson (woman) - United States (Alabama)
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