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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 18 March 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 385
  • Number of comments : 93
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About drizzy11 : Hey, I'm Angel. I like to play baseball, basketball, and work out. I also love Des Voitures :) I'm 18 year old guy from Iowa, but grew up in Marseille, France. but, I'm going back to Iowa because I'm going to be in the marines soon. I have kik. So, Just send me a message. @ OfTheTower11

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Today, I asked out the girl of my dreams. She was so excited that she had a severe asthma attack and ended up in hospital. Her answer was yes, but her parents won't let me anywhere near her now. They say I'm lucky they haven't sued me for "trying to kill her". FML


I agree, your life sucks (37570) - you deserved it (2223)

On 12/06/2014 at 7:56pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I left for a fifteen-hour drive with two guys who won't stop talking in a Yoda voice. Sick of this nonsense, I am. FML


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On 10/14/2014 at 1:17am - misc - by longdrive - United States (California)

Today, I told my husband to give our dog a bath while I was at work. When I returned home, I found my dog, along with my husband, in the bath together. FML


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On 03/01/2014 at 3:23am - animals - by lacy - United States (Kentucky)

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