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Today, my mum got an electric car. It's so quiet that we could hear the bones of my cat break as we reversed over it on the driveway. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (54396) - you deserved it (7760)

On 02/10/2011 at 5:58am - animals - by flattened -

Today, I was on the phone with an elderly customer at work. I had to spend 10 minutes listening to him describe how the underwear he bought was too tight and caused his bladder to leak. FML

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On 02/09/2011 at 7:41pm - work - by spiderchick23 (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I walked outside to find someone had egged my house and smashed a pumpkin onto my car. I later discovered that the perpetrator was my own 8 year old son. FML

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On 10/30/2010 at 7:55pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)



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