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About drimpossible : My interests are economics, politics, science, history, computers, art, music.
My fiancee has described me as having a certain robotlike quality in terms of my absolute literalness and hyper-rationality. She says she loves me anyway.
A libertarian by inclination, I like chocolate, fighting and girls kissing

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Today, I came home from living in Spain for 2 years. My mom made dinner for me, and she had forgotten about my allergy to citrus, because she made lemon chicken. After using my EpiPen, and calling 911 for myself, I heard my mom say to my dad, "She always did have to be the center of attention." FML

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