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Today, I went to the gym for the first time in a while. I was doing upper body workouts and decided to ask a very large man to spot me while I did bench presses. As he stood over me, I saw two beads of sweat roll off his nose. One hit me on the cheek. The other landed in my open mouth. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40822) - you deserved it (7105)

On 06/06/2013 at 4:49am - misc - by dollabill009 - United States

Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. As I shook her father's hand, he squeezed with an ungodly amount of force, leaned in with a smile, and murmured that my balls will be the next thing he'll crush if his daughter ever complains about me. FML

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On 02/17/2013 at 7:11pm - love - by daniel55 (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)



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