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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 19 September 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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Today, my prom dress finally arrived. My prom was yesterday. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49309) - you deserved it (6575)

On 03/15/2013 at 3:09am - misc - by ipaid350dollarsfornothing - Qatar

Today, I was making out with my girlfriend, and after a while, she moved her hand down to my crotch. She felt my erection, then got up and yelled at me, calling me a horny pig for "assuming we were going to have sex." FML

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On 03/01/2013 at 5:54pm - intimacy - by sn-511 (man) - Italy (Campania)

Today, I woke up from a sexy dream about my boyfriend. Too bad I'd fallen asleep in my living room with my whole family over, grandma included. They were all staring. I'd been sleep humping and moaning. FML

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On 06/07/2012 at 1:41pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)



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