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About dreamering : I’ve been here forever, practically since the beginning, even though I registered later.
FML it’s the best pastime in the long commute to work.
I like irony and sarcasm and most of the time I’m not serious on what I write.
By the way, do you know about Sirinz.org?
You’ve used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
I NEED to know!
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
Today, I found out that my neighbors took it upon themselves to knock down the fence we shared, and putting up a new one. Thus fencing my pool into their yard. When I asked them why, he replied, "We thought you weren't coming back." I was gone for 4 months tending to my sister with breast cancer. FML
Today, after watching Insidious, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to scare me while I was on the toilet. I was in mid-piss when he jumped out at me, and I ran screaming and peeing down the hall. FML
Today, my girlfriend, who is very self conscious about her body, finally decided to have sex with me. She told me to wait a few minutes, so I did. I stripped and turned around to find her in a one-piece swimsuit, with a hole cut out of the crotch. FML