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drealmorales
  • Town/Country : the ghetto, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 229
  • Number of comments : 41
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, my boyfriend brought up the time he said he'd love me until the day he died. He continued by saying, "So, let's just pretend I died today." FML

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On 06/12/2012 at 1:29am - health - by fmmmmlll (woman) - United States

Today, I went to meet my girlfriend's parents at her sister's play. The moment I introduced myself, I realized that her father was my probation officer. FML

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On 06/10/2012 at 5:16am - love - by fernie vazquez - United States (California)

Today, I drove for hours to attend a martial arts tournament, and then I waited ages for it to finally start. I lost in less than a minute. FML

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151 comments

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On 04/29/2012 at 3:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (South Dakota)

Today, I was on the train ride home from a trip to Florida, and I gave my mom a call. While we talked, I made an offhand comment that all my friends back home must miss me. She knowingly asked if I meant my Sims and my cat. FML

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116 comments

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On 03/20/2012 at 3:15pm - misc - by lyla - United States

Today, I noticed that my girlfriend has a deeper voice than I do. FML

#18613086
127 comments

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On 12/26/2011 at 1:17am - love - by Cary (man) - United States (New Mexico)

Today, my neighbor passed away, and my father and I went to give his wife our condolences. In the middle of my dad's conversation with the wife, he says "I'm sorry for your loss, I knew Jim well, he was a great guy." The wife stares at him and says, "His name was Rich." FML

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134 comments

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On 06/24/2011 at 11:54am - misc - by Elliott_B (man) - United States (California)

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Today, my boyfriend stole a guy's cookie. As revenge, he stole my iPod. FML

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113 comments

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On 03/03/2010 at 3:35pm - misc - by ROLLY - United States (Florida)

Today, I spent the whole day seeing how many licks it would take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop: 763. I'm 24. FML

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On 05/23/2009 at 12:15pm - misc - by Tootsy_Roll_Pop (man) - United States



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