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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 26 January 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 24
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About dreagle : I'm a 16 year old male thats an awkward freak

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Today, I was discussing possible career choices with my relatives. Pretty much everyone expressed the belief that I'm screwed for life, with my grandma commenting later: "She ain't even got the tits for porn. God help her." FML

#20577745
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I agree, your life sucks (42793) - you deserved it (3956)

On 04/06/2013 at 3:41pm - work - by flea-bitten (woman) - United States

Today, while working the drive-through, a woman ordered a large coffee with four creams. I handed her the coffee, and she took a sip. She then hurled it at me, screaming, "I said four creams, not five!" and sped off, leaving me drenched in hot coffee. FML

#20576074
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37025) - you deserved it (2622)

On 04/05/2013 at 12:26pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, while working in childcare, we went to a farm so the kids could see how things worked. They started showing off prize winning cattle and when they bought out "Miss Stacey", the kids lost their shit. My name is Miss Stacey. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32559) - you deserved it (2856)

On 03/19/2013 at 1:00am - work - by seriously! - Australia (New South Wales)



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