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drainyou123
  • Town/Country : Denver, Colorado
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 3015
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About drainyou123 : Hi...
i Iove! music. NIRVANA is amazing!! I think the House of Blues is one of the greatest places ever...it's pretty awesome\m/ o.o \m/ !! message me!!
..........."Meat eating orchid"?..............xD RIP...Kurt :'(
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"There's a River born to be a giver, keep you warm won't let you shiver, His heart is never gonna wither, come on everybody time to deliver!"
-Red Hot Chili Peppers (Give It Away)
R.I.P River Phoenix!
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"We chase misprinted lies, we face the path of time, and yet I fight, and yet I fight this battle all alone, no one to cry to, no place to call home..."
- Alice In Chains (Nutshell)
R.I.P Layne Staley!.
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Today, I pretended to smoke a bread stick that looked like a cigar. It made me feel cool. FML

#6644782
12 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9213) - you deserved it (32907)

On 12/07/2009 at 1:06am - misc - by CH (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, a doctor examined my wrist, which is completely swollen and painful. He diagnosed a case of tendonitis and asked me, "Do you use this hand for a particular sort of sport?" I just smiled like a twit. FML

#6480683
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7285) - you deserved it (39655)

On 11/27/2009 at 4:24pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I was at my school's spaghetti dinner with my family. My brother shook up my mom's soda, as a prank. My entire class witnessed my mom waving around an overflowing Diet Coke while my dad yelled, "Come on, put your mouth on it! Suck it! Suck it, Kathy!" FML

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205 comments

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On 08/18/2009 at 3:20pm - misc - by gbhlaughingstock (man) - United States

Today, my cousin told me that the stop signs outlined with a white line were optional. Later, a cop pulled me over, when I asked why he said, "You ran that stop sign back there." I explained what my cousin had told me and he looked at me funny and replied, "All stop signs have a white outline." FML

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On 07/08/2009 at 9:34pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I was at a Chinese restaurant, I'd forgotten my glasses and had a migraine. I was straining my eyes, squinting and rubbing my temples to alleviate my migraine. I was kicked out of the restaurant and banned henceforth because my waitress thought I was mocking her eyes. FML

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On 03/18/2009 at 2:22am - misc - by lemonjuice (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, I was at work and a very obese woman came in to get a pedicure. When she took her shoes off I noticed an odd black substance on her feet. I started scrubbing it off and wondered out loud, "What IS this stuff??" As a chunk of it fell onto my lip, she replied, "Girl, that's just the fungus." FML

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164 comments

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On 03/10/2009 at 7:55am - work - by SalonGirl (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was working at Old Navy. A girl came up to me and did a bizarre dance. Not knowing how to react, I imitated her to be friendly with the customer. Then she stopped cold. Her friend stormed up to me and yelled, "you jerk! Why are you mocking her? She has tourettes you know!" FML

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185 comments

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On 03/08/2009 at 8:00pm - work - by Ricky (man) - Canada (Ontario)



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