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About dragonkisses28 : I am a licensed nurse working in pediatric home health. As the single mother of two teenagers, one of whom is an overly opinionated girl child, my days are spent taking care of a young child who can't speak; then I come home to spend the rest of my evening refereeing fights between my girl and my sister. Its always interesting. English is my first language; sailors blush upon hearing my extensive vocabulary and the ways in which I use it. I am exceptionally fluent in sarcasm and have been told I have a dark sense of humor. My dream man will love zombies and anything horror related. I have already passed this morbid obsession with horror on to my daughter.
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
Today, my dad hit his mid-life crisis. When I came home and said hi, he told me to shut up, then went to the living room. He then lit up a cigarette and started muttering about having to put up with me, then went into a coughing fit, because he's never smoked before in his life. FML
Today, I was watching TV with my husband, and he started getting frisky. When the commercial break started, we started having sex. When he came, there were still two commercials left before the show resumed. FML
Monday 3 August 2015