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About dragonkisses28 : I'm a nurse. I can tell you stories that will keep you awake if you're ever admitted into any hospital because it's a real crap shoot. An unbelievable number of people working in hospitals have NO CLUE what they are doing. The less time you spend in a hospital, the better the chance you have of getting out alive.

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Today, my dad hit his mid-life crisis. When I came home and said hi, he told me to shut up, then went to the living room. He then lit up a cigarette and started muttering about having to put up with me, then went into a coughing fit, because he's never smoked before in his life. FML


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Today, I was watching TV with my husband, and he started getting frisky. When the commercial break started, we started having sex. When he came, there were still two commercials left before the show resumed. FML


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