About dr_random : I'm a medical student, frequent footballer and occasional (bad) musician among the other things I am in life.
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Today, I went to eat the orange I'd brought to work, but couldn't find it. After minutes searching, I found it. Nailed to the ceiling. FML
I agree, your life sucks (19792) - you deserved it (1768)
On 12/15/2011 at 1:57am - work - by Username - United States (California)
Today, I asked my boyfriend if I've gained weight. He replied, "Why do you think I've been so often on top lately?" FML
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On 12/09/2011 at 10:41pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (South Carolina)
Today, I told my boyfriend about how a few years ago I had cancer, and how I underwent radiation therapy. His response? "Did you glow in the dark?" FML
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On 12/09/2011 at 2:41am - health - by GlowInTheDark (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, when my mother-in-law told me I was losing weight, my husband started laughing. FML
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On 12/04/2011 at 8:13pm - love - by brittrod - United States
Today, I dressed up as Santa Claus for my employees' children. After seeing all the others, my daughter's turn arrived. She sat on my lap, put her lips to my ear, and whispered softly: "I want a new dad." FML
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Today, my friend and his girlfriend got in a fight while drunk and he started walking home. While driving around looking for him, I accidentally hit him with my car. FML
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On 12/03/2011 at 5:03am - misc - by Sam - United States
Today, I was terribly nervous for my patient interview exam as a 4th year medical student. In my nervousness I learned that just because a patient is wearing a T-shirt and shorts, has a short hair cut and a moustache and is named 'Chris', it is not safe to assume that they are male. FML
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On 12/02/2011 at 9:40am - work - by Monday (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I told my son he couldn't have a toy. He threw a fit, looked me in the eye, and screamed, "Daddy's right! You are a bitch!" The whole store was watching. FML
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On 12/02/2011 at 8:22am - kids - by jessi - United States
Today, I learned that my hairdo must resemble a rat. I found out when a hawk swooped down and dug its claws into my head while I was sunbathing. FML
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On 12/02/2011 at 12:14am - animals - by inpain - United States (California)
Today, due to "severe cuts to the budget" at work, I had to stir my coffee with a paper clip. FML
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On 12/01/2011 at 9:38am - work - by ohno - United States (Florida)
Today, my boyfriend discovered that I fart when I'm tickled enough. The best part was when he decided to show his family. FML
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On 11/30/2011 at 12:55pm - misc - by Madi - United States (California)
Today, my husband asked me if I was really pregnant or if I was just smuggling cheeseburgers. I'm now referred to as "the hamburgler." I'm only 5 months pregnant. FML
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On 11/30/2011 at 9:57am - love - by preggers - Canada (Alberta)
Today, I caught my mother trying to text on her iPhone, with her nipple. FML
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On 11/27/2011 at 6:46am - misc - by Anonymous - Denmark (Hovedstaden)
Today, before my girlfriend gave me a blow job, she put on goggles. FML
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On 11/26/2011 at 10:09am - intimacy - by hitintheeye - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I was woken up at 6am to the sound of my mother on the back deck of the house hooting like an owl. FML
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On 11/25/2011 at 11:24am - misc - by tireedddddd - United States (New York)
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