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  • Town/Country : Edmonton, Canada
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 7 January 1982 (30 years)
  • Number of visits : 1954
  • Number of comments : 1
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Today, I ran into my serious boyfriend of two years at a restaurant. He was sitting with another girl. I went over and asked him who she was. He replied, "Who are you?" Apparently I was the secret girlfriend. FML

#1518935 (101)

I agree, your life sucks (59092) - you deserved it (3344)

On 05/01/2009 at 7:36am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I got a email from my boss. He said he was going to have to let me go for missing so much work over the last week. I was laid off two months ago. I don't know what is more depressing, getting fired from a job twice or the fact it took two months for them to notice I wasn't there anymore. FML

#1189537 (68)

I agree, your life sucks (52411) - you deserved it (2069)

On 04/21/2009 at 11:11am - work - by laxguy23 (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I texted my boyfriend to see if he wanted to finally have sex today. His response was "Can't, Platinum just came out." I didn't know what that meant so I searched "Platinum 3-22-2009" on Google. I found out he's talking about a new Pokémon game. FML

#542382 (463)

I agree, your life sucks (94720) - you deserved it (14817)

On 03/22/2009 at 10:15pm - intimacy - by thisreallysucks2 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, me and my boyfriend came back to my house after a night on the town. Thinking the house was empty, we had sex. Just as it was getting good my phone rings. It was a text from my mom, "Quiet down. Even your father can tell you're faking." FML

#415809 (161)

I agree, your life sucks (82866) - you deserved it (35686)

On 03/17/2009 at 4:40pm - intimacy - by MrAwsum (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my dad and a construction worker were having a long talk. I heard the door slam, and assumed that this worker had left. So I yelled out "Hey dad what were you talking about? Did you talk slowly so the idiot could understand?" Turns out my dad was the one who had walked out. FML

#219438 (74)

I agree, your life sucks (4212) - you deserved it (46081)

On 03/05/2009 at 6:26pm - misc - by anashaalmajiid (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I took my girlfriend to a very nice restaurant. I thought it would be a good place to pop the question. I gave the ring to the waiter and asked him to put it on her dessert plate. When she saw it she picked it up, put it down and said "no". Then she started to eat the dessert. FML

#211586 (119)

I agree, your life sucks (68015) - you deserved it (3509)

On 03/04/2009 at 9:18pm - misc - by Noname - United States (Florida)

Today, it was the first time I ever saw a vagina in person. It was during medical school training on how to do a pelvic exam. FML

#8388 (61)

I agree, your life sucks (42703) - you deserved it (7729)

On 02/04/2009 at 4:24pm - intimacy - by medstudent (man) - United States (District of Columbia)



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