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About dpsvegas : PS3-DPSVEGAS, basketball, music, taller then a usual individual 6'3, I look older then what my age is (15) sorry if u wanted me to be older

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Today, I was throwing rocks into a pond while our class was on a field trip. The teacher started to pass around an old rare civil war bullet. As the bullet got to me, I threw another rock in the river, only to notice a rock in my hand and the bullet gone. FML


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