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About dovehrc56 : i am 13 and a girl...i love sam phantom....teehee

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Today, I wanted to be creative. I hid an engagement ring for my girlfriend inside one of her running shoes. I expected her to find it and wake me up, but she didn't. Later, when I asked if there was anything in her shoe, she responded, "There was a rock. I just shook it out outside. Why?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25030) - you deserved it (57576)

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