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About douroudou : Because Internet explorer sucks
Because the 5th Pokemon generation should not has been existing
Because Linux is and will always be the best
Because you're actually reading the useless description of a 15years old teenager
Because Minecraft is the best game ever
Because the metal is more than music, it's a religion
Because when you have to argue its better to have two sides (obviously)
Because my English teacher should be proud of me that I'm doing a pun with "because"
Because I answer to every message
And because have reed all this thing have no interest,
I will finish by this dot :
I agree, their lives suck
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Today, my girlfriend accused me of being a feeder, saying that's why she's been putting on so much weight. When I said it might be because she eats at McDonalds everyday, and that I was willing to start cooking low-calorie foods for us, she hit me. Then she went to McDonalds. FML
Today, with 24 inches of snow on the ground, it is raining like hell. The weight of the snow, now full of rain water, collapsed the roof over my living room. I was eating cereal in my underwear, in the living room, directly under the failure. I'm cold. FML
Today, I spoke to my crush for the first time, and after a while he asked for my number. Ecstatic, I took the first piece of paper I saw out of my purse. I wrote it down and gave it to him, but he handed it back and said, "You might need this." It was an appointment card for my therapist. FML
Friday 31 July 2015