About douroudou : Because Internet explorer sucks
Because the 5th Pokemon generation should not has been existing
Because Linux is and will always be the best
Because you're actually reading the useless description of a 15years old teenager
Because Minecraft is the best game ever
Because the metal is more than music, it's a religion
Because when you have to argue its better to have two sides (obviously)
Because my English teacher should be proud of me that I'm doing a pun with "because"
Because I answer to every message
And because have reed all this thing have no interest,
I will finish by this dot :
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Today, my little brother gave me a candy bar for my birthday. After I ate the entire thing, he told me it was Ex-Lax and that I needed it because I'm "so full of shit". FML
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On 05/17/2013 at 8:04am - misc - by Unlucky Individual - United States (California)
Today, my girlfriend accused me of being a feeder, saying that's why she's been putting on so much weight. When I said it might be because she eats at McDonalds everyday, and that I was willing to start cooking low-calorie foods for us, she hit me. Then she went to McDonalds. FML
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On 03/10/2013 at 12:03pm - love - by Raiden (man) - United Kingdom (Barnsley)
Today, with 24 inches of snow on the ground, it is raining like hell. The weight of the snow, now full of rain water, collapsed the roof over my living room. I was eating cereal in my underwear, in the living room, directly under the failure. I'm cold. FML
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On 02/11/2013 at 3:58pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I spoke to my crush for the first time, and after a while he asked for my number. Ecstatic, I took the first piece of paper I saw out of my purse. I wrote it down and gave it to him, but he handed it back and said, "You might need this." It was an appointment card for my therapist. FML
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On 02/11/2013 at 2:19pm - love - by sofuckingembarassing. (woman) - United States
Today, I told my parents that I was going to hang out with some friends. My dad guffawed and said, "Ooh, look at Mary, pretending she has a social life." Thanks, Dad. FML
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On 02/08/2013 at 5:38pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Havering)
Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my overprotective father. My boyfriend started out with, "Sir, it is an honor to be your daughter's sexual partner." FML
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On 02/08/2013 at 2:13am - intimacy - by mydadsgonnakillme (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I hired out a motel room so I could stay there by myself and lie to my mother and grandmother about having friends. This is the third time. FML
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On 02/04/2013 at 2:45am - love - by lonelyloser - Australia (Western Australia)
Monday 20 May 2013
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