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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 11 September 1991 (24 years)
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About dota_pwnage : I'm in a band. I work as a flooring installer running 3 crews, and I don't smoke pot. Anything else ya wanna know lemme know lmao.
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Today, I was trying to be sexy and change in front of my boyfriend. As I was changing, he started to talk to me about how we should both try and lose weight. FML


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On 02/26/2013 at 3:26pm - love - by pooh anne (woman) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I was at my friend's house, when she commented that her dog's fur kept getting tangled because of its length. I reached over to tickle his tummy, felt a big tangled knot and agreed that he needed a good grooming. Then I realized what I'd grabbed wasn't fur. FML


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