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dota_pwnage
  • Town/Country : Edmonton, Canada
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 11 September 1991 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 801
  • Number of comments : 40
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About dota_pwnage : I'm in a band. I work as a flooring installer running 3 crews, and I don't smoke pot. Anything else ya wanna know lemme know lmao.
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Today, I was trying to be sexy and change in front of my boyfriend. As I was changing, he started to talk to me about how we should both try and lose weight. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30661) - you deserved it (6905)

On 02/26/2013 at 3:26pm - love - by pooh anne (woman) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I was at my friend's house, when she commented that her dog's fur kept getting tangled because of its length. I reached over to tickle his tummy, felt a big tangled knot and agreed that he needed a good grooming. Then I realized what I'd grabbed wasn't fur. FML

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On 02/26/2013 at 1:09pm - animals - by Puppylove (woman) - United Kingdom



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