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doorsfrk87
  • Town/Country : Carrollton
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 7 April 1983 (30 years)
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Today, my dad yet again uttered the words "well, that escalated quickly," while watching the news. He uses this godforsaken meme multiple times a day. I lost my shit and told him to just shut up already. He slowly turned to face me, raised an eyebrow, and said, "well, that escalated quickly." FML

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On 03/30/2013 at 2:17pm - misc - by fuck you dad (man) - Ireland (Monaghan)

Today, while on the way to Florida for spring break, I pointed out to my mom a bright blue car in the rear-view mirror. As the car overtook us, we both got a horrifyingly detailed view of the driver jerking off her passenger. FML

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On 03/29/2013 at 1:13pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I realized that I'm so lonely I can no longer whack off without bursting into tears and crying like a little bitch. FML

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On 03/29/2013 at 12:11am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)



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