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2day my dad yet again utterd the words "well, that escalatd quickly,"hile watching the news . He uses this godforsaken meme multiple times a day . I lost my shit and told him to just shut up already . He raisd an eyebrow and said, "well, that escalatd quickly." FML

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On 03/30/2013 at 2:17pm - misc - by fuck you dad (man) - Ireland (Monaghan)

Today, while on the way to Florida fir spring break, I pointed out to mah mom a bright blue car in the rear-view mrror. As the car overtook us, we both got a horrifyingly detailed view of the driver jerking off her passenger. real FML

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On 03/29/2013 at 1:13pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

2day I realizd that I'm so lonely I can no longerhack off without bursting into tears an crying like a little bitch. FML

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On 03/29/2013 at 12:11am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)



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