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  • Town/Country : mercer island (but i am from johanasberg), United States (but i'm from South africa)
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 4 April 1998 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 861
  • Number of comments : 46
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About doorbellgirl : i'm afraid of doorbells and i am 11 years old (i will be 12 on april 4th) thanks everyone for visiting my profile and have a wonderful day *

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Today, I was sitting next to this really cute guy in choir class. Trying to make conversation, I asked him what his favorite song was. He replied "Leave Me Alone". I asked him who it was by and he said, "It's not a song, I just want you to leave me alone". FML

#1963959
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I agree, your life sucks (23901) - you deserved it (7328)

On 05/15/2009 at 2:35pm - misc - by jayden5 (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I was packing my son's lunch and we ran out of water bottles. I asked my 16 years old to run to the store. She didnt want to but gave me one she had. After dropping my son off, my daughter frantically told me she made a mistake. I sent my second grader to school with a bottle of vodka. FML

#644123
230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (75812) - you deserved it (14634)

On 03/27/2009 at 2:42pm - misc - by badmom (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I went swimming. As I was getting out of the very crowded pool a little girl ran up to me pointed and yelled, "Mommy, I want big boobies like that when I grow up." I'm 16. I'm a boy. FML

#522932
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (69642) - you deserved it (22625)

On 03/22/2009 at 12:15am - misc - by joshinbaltimore (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, a guy who I've been on five dates with called me for the first time in 2 weeks. The first thing I said was, "Don't expect me to go out with you again after going AWOL on me." Then he told me his mom died. FML

#198130
76 comments

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On 03/03/2009 at 6:08pm - love - by ouch (woman) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I learnt that nail polish remover is, in fact, VERY flammable. And I learnt it the hard way. FML

#16995
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6106) - you deserved it (35769)

On 02/09/2009 at 4:21am - misc - by adrenochrome (woman) - Lithuania (Vilniaus Apskritis)



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