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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 4 April 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 997
  • Number of comments : 46
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About doorbellgirl : i'm afraid of doorbells and i am 11 years old (i will be 12 on april 4th) thanks everyone for visiting my profile and have a wonderful day *

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Today, I was sitting next to this really cute guy in choir class. Trying to make conversation, I askd him what his favorite song was. He replid "Leave Me Alone". I askd him who it was by and he said, "It's not a song, I just want u to leave me alone". mega FML


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On 05/15/2009 at 2:35pm - misc - by jayden5 (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today , I Was Packing My Son's Lunch And We Ran Out Of Water Bottles. I Askd My 16 Years Old To Run To The Store. She Didnt Want To But Gave Me One She Had. After Dropping My Son Off , My Daughter Frantically Told Me She Made A Mistake. I Sent My Second Grader To School With A Bottle Of Vodka. FML


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On 03/27/2009 at 2:42pm - misc - by badmom (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I went swimming. As I was getting out of the very crowdd pool a little girl ran up to me pointd and yelld, "Mommy, I want big boobie like thathen I grow up." I'm 16. I'm a boy. FML


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On 03/22/2009 at 12:15am - misc - by joshinbaltimore (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, a guy who I've been on five dates with calld me 4 the first time in 2 weeks. The first thing I said was, "Don't expect me to go out with you again after going AWOL on me." Then he told me his mom did. FML


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On 03/03/2009 at 6:08pm - love - by ouch (woman) - United States (Louisiana)

I learnt that nail polish remover is, in fact, VERY flammable. And I learnt it the hard way. FML


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On 02/09/2009 at 4:21am - misc - by adrenochrome (woman) - Lithuania (Vilniaus Apskritis)

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