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About doorbellgirl : i'm afraid of doorbells and i am 11 years old (i will be 12 on april 4th) thanks everyone for visiting my profile and have a wonderful day *
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I was sitting next to this really cute guy in choir class. Trying to make conversation, I askd him what his favorite song was. He replid "Leave Me Alone". I askd him who it was by and he said, "It's not a song, I just want u to leave me alone". mega FML
Today , I Was Packing My Son's Lunch And We Ran Out Of Water Bottles. I Askd My 16 Years Old To Run To The Store. She Didnt Want To But Gave Me One She Had. After Dropping My Son Off , My Daughter Frantically Told Me She Made A Mistake. I Sent My Second Grader To School With A Bottle Of Vodka. FML
Today, a guy who I've been on five dates with calld me 4 the first time in 2 weeks. The first thing I said was, "Don't expect me to go out with you again after going AWOL on me." Then he told me his mom did. FML
Friday 27 March 2015