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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 26 November 1994 (19 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1871
  • Number of comments : 94
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About doom2 : Oh hey stalker ;) ...My name is Dominique.
I'm a pretty chill girl (: 17 years young and blessed with a wonderful boyfriend (:
I play soccer, volleyball and I am a cheerleader. I love photography and art and I write poetry. I love to sleep, but I'm an insomniac. I love rain but am scared of thunderstorms. Cuddling is fun. I love to play halo reach or CoD (: Coffee is my love, and anything else, just ask (:

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Today, I found out that my boyfriend is a Mormon, when his mother greeted me saying how happy she was her son had found himself a Mormon girlfriend. I know nothing about Mormonism, except from what I've seen on South Park, and I'm an atheist. FML

#18830961
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29069) - you deserved it (5770)

On 01/17/2012 at 12:05am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my five year old daughter came up to me and told me she wanted to be a nun. When I asked why, she replied, "So I won't get my heart broken by a boy." FML

#16607799
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36227) - you deserved it (7115)

On 06/11/2011 at 7:12am - kids - by julia - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my co-worker finally gave me a check for the money he owes me. In the memo line, he wrote "for swallowing". Now I have to go cash it. FML

#16577397
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34426) - you deserved it (6409)

On 06/09/2011 at 12:01pm - intimacy - by Patrick R - United States (Texas)

Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend why being with a girl while being with me is cheating. FML

#15985772
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37162) - you deserved it (7219)

On 04/30/2011 at 1:06am - love - by Imrickar - United States

Today, I was sword fighting in a play when I accidentally hit the other person in the head. He called me a bitch and stormed off stage, leaving me alone with an audience of 50. FML

#15985252
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27465) - you deserved it (4636)

On 04/30/2011 at 12:25am - misc - by me - United States

Today, I ran into an old friend from college on the bus to work. Having not seen each other in over 10 years, we spent a good 15 minutes talking about our lives after college. At the end, he asked me what my name was. FML

#15979346
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28006) - you deserved it (4591)

On 04/29/2011 at 4:25pm - misc - by Jaggu (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, my doctor told me my asthma was being triggered by my dad's smoking. He wrote a note to my dad, asking him to refrain from smoking while around me. My dad took one look at the note, then threw it in the trash, saying the doctor "doesn't know what he's talking about." FML

#15977216
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39210) - you deserved it (2597)

On 04/29/2011 at 12:09pm - health - by Wtf (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I returned home after a three-week trip to Jamaica. When I opened the door to my room, I was greeted by a swarm of bees and their enormous nest, which was attached to my doorknob. Apparently, I'd forgotten to close the window properly before I left. FML

#15970719
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23476) - you deserved it (16550)

On 04/28/2011 at 10:24pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, while my teacher was helping me with a problem, the gum he was chewing fell from his mouth and down my shirt. FML

#15964588
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41241) - you deserved it (4290)

On 04/28/2011 at 3:42pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, it's hot and sunny, and a customer asked me how I was, I responded by saying "It's a hot sunny day. Who doesn't love the sun?" He responded by telling me he had just had three melanomas cut out. I guess I did find someone who doesn't like the sun. FML

#15933136
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23667) - you deserved it (4935)

On 04/26/2011 at 11:03am - health - by fifthtimesacharm -

Today, I went on a date with a woman. She brought along her stuffed rabbit, and introduced us. FML

#15932020
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37623) - you deserved it (4416)

On 04/26/2011 at 8:03am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Israel

Today, while buying groceries, I noticed that the lady in front of me had left a box behind. I grabbed the box and ran out the door after her. After turning around to find three employees chasing me, I noticed I had just stolen the donation box. FML

#15929536
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29346) - you deserved it (15391)

On 04/26/2011 at 12:45am - misc - by magicman - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, while shopping at American Eagle, I found the same "$1,500" wedding ring my fiancé proposed to me with, marked on sale for $10.95. FML

#15904630
377 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48793) - you deserved it (8780)

On 04/24/2011 at 1:56am - love - by kyla - United States (California)

Today, on the airplane, the kid behind me kicked my seat hundreds of times, while the big bald guy next to me farted deadly ones repeatedly. I was on a non-stop 14-hour flight. FML

#7027797
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31092) - you deserved it (2174)

On 12/30/2009 at 1:27am - misc - by planes - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was taking a shower and I saw a new body wash that said "radiance ribbons." That sounded a little effeminate, but it smelled manly enough and the only alternative was normal soap, so I used it. Just now, I stepped out into the sun and found out what "radiance ribbons" means. I sparkle. FML

#3639578
460 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58917) - you deserved it (30693)

On 07/10/2009 at 1:03pm - misc - by takinabreak (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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