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donttellemma
  • Town/Country : Calgary, Canada
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 4 September 1991 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 4935
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 34 posted

About donttellemma : I like math?

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Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike. FML

#86179 (668)

I agree, your life sucks (538214) - you deserved it (47602)

On 02/20/2009 at 3:29am - misc - by Mick (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my boss called me into his office to show me the web site of a potential business partner. When he began to type 'virginia' into google, it auto-completed his search with his recent search for 'virgin boy assholes'. I have to go on business trip with him tomorrow. I'm a young guy. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (342754) - you deserved it (22948)

On 02/13/2009 at 10:54am - intimacy - by The Sbeak (man) - United States (Rhode Island)