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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 17 May 1984 (30 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3736
  • Number of comments : 402
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About dontpanic : I can get stuck in the 90's occasionally. I have a slightly problematic addiction to macaroni and cheese...I can't go a day without some sort of tomato product. I like the color pink. A lot

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Today, I lost 200 dollars while playing poker with my new sunglasses. Turns out you can see the cards in the reflection. FML

#52319
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11849) - you deserved it (72107)

On 02/16/2009 at 10:25am - misc - by jwz (man) - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)

Today, I accidentally unplugged my headphones in the quiet section of the library, causing my music to play from my laptop at full volume. I was listening to Celine Dion. I'm the captain of the football team. FML

#14044
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I agree, your life sucks (16676) - you deserved it (45608)

On 02/07/2009 at 9:31pm - misc - by misc - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I'm heading towards my car clutching a bunch of flowers for my girlfriend, when along comes a sweet old lady who says: "it's not flowers she wants, it's some lovin'!". The elderly sure aren't what they used to be. FML

#449
23 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21684) - you deserved it (3001)

On 12/04/2008 at 6:16am - misc - by DarkPhoenix - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was in an online chatroom speaking to this girl that I really hit it off with. She then confided in me that she'd recently been dumped by her boyfriend and that he was a jerk. A little while later, we exchanged photos. It was my ex. FML

#321
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I agree, your life sucks (42952) - you deserved it (7956)

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