About dontpanic : I can get stuck in the 90's occasionally. I have a slightly problematic addiction to macaroni and cheese...I can't go a day without some sort of tomato product. I like the color pink. A lot
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by jwz / 02/16/2009 at 10:25am / Netherlands (Noord-Holland) / Miscellaneous
Today, I accidentally unplugged my headphones in the quiet section of the library, causing my music to play from my laptop at full volume. I was listening to Celine Dion. I'm the captain of the football team. FML
by misc / 02/07/2009 at 9:31pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
by caroline / 02/06/2009 at 10:29am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy
Today, I'm heading towards my car clutching a bunch of flowers for my girlfriend, when along comes a sweet old lady who says: "it's not flowers she wants, it's some lovin'!". The elderly sure aren't what they used to be. FML
by DarkPhoenix / 12/04/2008 at 6:16am / Miscellaneous
Today, I was in an online chatroom speaking to this girl that I really hit it off with. She then confided in me that she'd recently been dumped by her boyfriend and that he was a jerk. A little while later, we exchanged photos. It was my ex. FML
- Today, I got my first handjob. I also found out today that a girl can pull your skin hard enough to… Today, my husband and I had our first prenatal appointment. My doctor told us we shouldn't have sex… Today, my boyfriend questioned why I always put my shirts in the dryer right before wearing them. I…
- Today, a lady came for a death certificate at the city hall reception where I work. Reflexively, I… Today, I’m a French teacher in Ukraine, and in class we were debating gun legislation. In order to… Today, on the road in China, I committed a small offense. A cop saw me, stopped me and told me that…