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dontpanic
  • Town/Country : Frederick, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 17 May 1984 (29 years)
  • Number of visits : 3110
  • Number of comments : 369
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About dontpanic : I can get stuck in the 90's occasionally. I have a slightly problematic addiction to macaroni and cheese...I can't go a day without some sort of tomato product. I like the color pink. A lot

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Today, I lost 200 dollars while playing poker with my new sunglasses. Turns out you can see the cards in the reflection. FML

#52319
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I agree, your life sucks (9457) - you deserved it (59949)

On 02/16/2009 at 10:25am - misc - by jwz (man) - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)

Today, I accidentally unplugged my headphones in the quiet section of the library, causing my music to play from my laptop at full volume. I was listening to Celine Dion. I'm the captain of the football team. FML

#14044
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I agree, your life sucks (12774) - you deserved it (37283)

On 02/07/2009 at 9:31pm - misc - by misc - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML

#11340
893 comments

I agree, your life sucks (525383) - you deserved it (37837)

On 02/06/2009 at 10:29am - intimacy - by caroline (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I'm heading towards my car clutching a bunch of flowers for my girlfriend, when along comes a sweet old lady who says: "it's not flowers she wants, it's some lovin'!". The elderly sure aren't what they used to be. FML

#449
21 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15613) - you deserved it (1974)

On 12/04/2008 at 6:16am - misc - by DarkPhoenix - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was in an online chatroom speaking to this girl that I really hit it off with. She then confided in me that she'd recently been dumped by her boyfriend and that he was a jerk. A little while later, we exchanged photos. It was my ex. FML

#321
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I agree, your life sucks (34825) - you deserved it (5496)

On 11/17/2008 at 6:27am - love - by Darkheaven - Sent from mobile version



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