Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

donkeytowel

Search for a member

donkeytowel

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 259
  • Number of comments : 30
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

This member hasn't filled in the description.

donkeytowel's page activity

Visits<b>thisismyhead</b> - the 07/26/2014 at 10:37pm<b>Fidge86</b> - the 02/10/2014 at 5:46pm<b>Kar0</b> - the 11/14/2013 at 1:57pm<b>Dany93</b> - the 11/14/2013 at 10:35am<b>sallee23444</b> - the 11/14/2013 at 8:53am<b>cwenboo</b> - the 11/14/2013 at 8:26am<b>Ins0mau</b> - the 11/14/2013 at 7:04am<b>MysticAmmu</b> - the 11/14/2013 at 5:04am<b>sapphiregirly</b> - the 11/14/2013 at 4:20am<b>laurenasabutton</b> - the 07/07/2013 at 2:48pm<b>Love_sosa</b> - the 04/06/2013 at 10:19am

donkeytowel's FML badges

It’s in the can

Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

Beginner

You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

See all of donkeytowel's badges

donkeytowel's favorite FMLs

Today, I went downstairs a little after midnight to grab a snack, and in the dark hallway, I clearly saw a small child walk into the kitchen. I was freaked out, but I followed him in. There was nobody in the room. I'm now too scared to sleep, and am seriously considering moving house. FML

#20841635
270 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54800) - you deserved it (4578)

On 08/17/2013 at 12:27pm - misc - by fsfs (man) - Germany (Schleswig-Holstein)



Zach Stafford's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Zach's illustrated FML
  • Everybody's talking about Ebola at the moment. I have trouble keeping up with the latest trends. I'm going to wait until Christmas and see what special offers turn up in the shops, under funky new names…

Friday 17 October 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: