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dollymyfolly
  • Town/Country : Richmond Hill, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 12 October 1990 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 2214
  • Number of comments : 2
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Today, I woke up in a complete daze. It took me a few minutes to realize what had happened. Apparently my sleepwalking problems have returned, only this time I managed to overdose myself with Nyquil. As a result, I slept for fourteen hours, wet my sheets and lost my job. FML

#6245965 (53)

I agree, your life sucks (22463) - you deserved it (2364)

On 11/10/2009 at 5:57pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I confronted my boyfriend, suspecting that he has been cheating on me during the past few months. He vehemently denied it. Then told me it would never happen again. What? FML

#6049453 (66)

I agree, your life sucks (28909) - you deserved it (1838)

On 10/29/2009 at 12:09am - love - by clueless (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, in the middle of the night, I was punched in the face by my frightened girlfriend who had just been awakened by her own fart. FML

#5550225 (167)

I agree, your life sucks (51890) - you deserved it (3371)

On 09/29/2009 at 5:21pm - love - by P0wned (man) - France (Bretagne)

Today, I tried to flirt with my girlfriend since I'm really busy and we can't always be together. I tell her online that I think she's hot and she responds "Keep talking I have to pee". FML

#5541387 (92)

I agree, your life sucks (21242) - you deserved it (3923)

On 09/29/2009 at 12:38am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I was eating M&Ms on a chair when I dropped one and it fell under my crotch. My mom came in to see my hand on my crotch and me muttering, "Where is that little bastard?" FML

#5187635 (136)

I agree, your life sucks (45744) - you deserved it (10321)

On 09/11/2009 at 2:26pm - misc - by awilson (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I got stuck in an elevator for 45 minutes. I am an elevator mechanic. FML

#5163293 (76)

I agree, your life sucks (29725) - you deserved it (4478)

On 09/10/2009 at 2:02am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was walking with my boyfriend down the street and a really hot guy walked past with no shirt on. While distracted by his hardened stomach muscles, I promptly walked into a pole, then became single. FML

#4994498 (198)

I agree, your life sucks (9825) - you deserved it (45599)

On 09/02/2009 at 5:21am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia

Today, I was following my girlfriend up the stairs, I was pretty sure I was going to get lucky. As I was almost up the set of stairs, she lifted her skirt and revealed to me that she wasn't wearing any panties. I fell backwards down the stairs. FML

#4275637 (171)

I agree, your life sucks (34481) - you deserved it (13778)

On 08/04/2009 at 3:55am - love - by Ouchithurt (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I was getting mugged. In shock, I said, "Are you mugging me?!" To which the mugger responded, "Duh, do you think I grabbed you for your looks?" FML

#4274462 (97)

I agree, your life sucks (39699) - you deserved it (5103)

On 08/04/2009 at 2:41am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was putting on my new pair of jeans, when my girlfriend walked in. She found the "XS" size sticker on the side of my pants, held it for a little while then put it on my crotch. She then looked at me, gave a little shrug and half-smile and walked away. FML

#4270687 (177)

I agree, your life sucks (36188) - you deserved it (5150)

On 08/04/2009 at 12:15am - love - by just_a_bit_akwRd (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was woken up by a loud noise, which I thought was an earthquake. It sounded like a car had driven right into my living room. Which was exactly what it was. FML

#4264267 (90)

I agree, your life sucks (45122) - you deserved it (1260)

On 08/03/2009 at 8:25pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He said no. FML

#3991086 (384)

I agree, your life sucks (47701) - you deserved it (20009)

On 07/23/2009 at 10:26pm - love - by Ella (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I learned that walking on the sidewalk does not mean that you will not be hit by a car. FML

#3791674 (317)

I agree, your life sucks (64056) - you deserved it (2420)

On 07/16/2009 at 1:32am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I'm studying abroad in Russia, and I lost my keys to my dorm room. In the office I asked for a spare and she spoke really fast so I couldn't hear her. Assuming I don't speak Russian, she gets on the phone and calls maintenance saying, "There is this ugly girl about to cry... come fix it." FML

#3635779 (169)

I agree, your life sucks (39569) - you deserved it (2134)

On 07/10/2009 at 8:50am - misc - by icanunderstand (woman) - Russian Federation (Saint Petersburg City)

Today, I was at the cafeteria of my school with my boyfriend and he dumped me. I was kinda expecting it. What I wasn't expecting was that he'd start running in front of everyone, screaming "FREEEEEEEEEDOM!" at the top of his lungs and that he'd kiss the first random girl he saw. FML

#2822887 (318)

I agree, your life sucks (70548) - you deserved it (6897)

On 06/12/2009 at 2:39am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Quebec)