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Today, I was walking down the stair with mah guitar in hand, singing "I Don't Wanna Miss a Thing" to mah wife. I sang, "I don't wanna close mah eyes, I don't wanna fall". Before I could say "asleep", I fell down the stars. My wife almost pissed her pants laughing. My bum hurts. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (63523) - you deserved it (14455)

On 05/28/2013 at 12:37pm - love - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Yesterday, mah wife shaved her pubic hair so that it resembles Hitler's mustache. She won't stop referring to it as "the Clitler". FML

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On 05/02/2013 at 8:50pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

TODAY, A FRIEND AND I WERE WALKING AROUND A FESTIVALHEN OUT OF NOWHERE A GIANT BUG HIT ME IN THE FACE. I WENT INTO INSTANT NINJA MODE, SCREAMING AND FLAILING. WHEN I STOPPED, I REALIZED IT WAS JUST A LEAF AND EVERYONE WAS STARING AT ME.

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On 05/02/2013 at 2:29am - misc - by Anonymous - United States



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