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About dogsteins : I live in Tucson; that's a big enough fml all by itself.

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Today, my 8 year old little sister said "f you" to my mom. My mom thought I told her to say that and grounded me for a month. Later, my sister came up to me and said "Gotcha, bitch." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (52794) - you deserved it (3586)

On 07/30/2009 at 11:11am - kids - by Toaster (man) - United States (Virginia) - moderated by the Jackass crew

Today, I had a softball tournament which also landed on my birthday. My dad had to leave town for work, so he left me a card on my night stand. Instead of a happy birthday, all it said was 'Don't mess up the game for everyone'. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40365) - you deserved it (2405)

On 07/17/2009 at 3:25am - misc - by msj137 - United States

Today, my mom turned to me and said, "You know, you're the kind of person that has to change literally everything about themselves to get a guy to like you." I thought she was joking so I laughed. She then said "Like that. Your laugh... What is that? Change that." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (66068) - you deserved it (4931)

On 07/08/2009 at 5:43pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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