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  • Birth Date : Monday 15 July 1996 (18 years)
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  • Number of visits : 573
  • Number of comments : 110
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 15 posted

About doglover569 : The Names Bly... Taylor Bly.
I'm a sophomore in high school
I enjoy gingers
Fish make me happy
Country is so fetch
I say Cray Cray and totes... That's a joke

I'm not weird. :)

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Today, I was trying to swat a wasp in my bedroom. I got so frustrated that I ended up punching myself in the face. The wasp is still here, and now I look like I've been in a brawl. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8387) - you deserved it (24819)

On 12/18/2010 at 6:47pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend asked for me to come to her. Then move my head in close to her and close my eyes. Expecting a sweet and romantic kiss I positioned my lips for my surprise. My surprise wasn't a kiss, instead it was a nice crunchy booger she placed in my mouth with her finger. FML



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