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doglogic
  • Town/Country : nyc
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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 16 August 1988 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 336
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About doglogic : wanna grow up to be a debaser.

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Today, I went on a date with a guy for the first time. We went to Starbucks and got coffee. We talked for awhile, and we were joking and having a good time. Suddenly, he put his hand on my stomach and said, "soon, this will be plump with my seed." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (233311) - you deserved it (20085)

On 04/06/2009 at 3:39pm - intimacy - by creepermagnet (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was getting sick of listening to the guy in the next room over getting nasty with some girl, so I called my girlfriend to see if she wanted to go get some food. Then I heard her phone ring. Through the wall. FML

#664104 (351)

I agree, your life sucks (293579) - you deserved it (16504)

On 03/28/2009 at 4:18pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I met a really attractive guy outside of a club. We came back to my apartment and had sex. Afterward, we both fell asleep. I woke up and found 20 dollars on my nightstand that wasn't there before. He thought I was a prostitute, and apparently a cheap one. FML

#661322 (232)

I agree, your life sucks (58288) - you deserved it (27551)

On 03/28/2009 at 1:33pm - intimacy - by Chelsea (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my girlfriend dropped me off for a class and I accidentally closed my exceptionally baggy pants in the passenger door. She didn't notice and started to drive away. I spent the next fifteen seconds being dragged across rough pavement with my pants around my ankles. FML

#661204 (144)

I agree, your life sucks (45926) - you deserved it (24903)

On 03/28/2009 at 1:17pm - misc - by enriquegay (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, this girl and I were chilling in my apartment and things got heated up and we started making out. One thing lead to another and the next thing I knew she was giving me head. I was getting ready to bust when she stopped, looked up into my eyes and said "Do you believe in Jesus?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (140170) - you deserved it (19179)

On 03/26/2009 at 7:41am - intimacy - by JAY22 (man) - United States (Florida)



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