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Today, at my workplace, I saw a system crashing. I mean literally, my manager was throwing my colleague's laptop at him while shouting around the office. This is only my second day. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20697) - you deserved it (1494)

On 06/10/2012 at 9:14pm - work - by in_hardik - United States

Today, my daughter-in-law taught my 4-year-old grandson to burst into tears and yell, "Am I not good enough for you?" whenever I ask her if she's going to have any more children. FML

#18254436
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On 11/15/2011 at 10:16am - kids - by Margo (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I started my shift as a cop, patrolling the streets on a bicycle. Everywhere I went, gangs of youths yelled stuff out at me, like "Bike twat", "Pig on wheels", "That's a girl's bike you muppet" and "Go on wanker, do a wheelie." FML

#17607153
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28312) - you deserved it (7899)

On 08/28/2011 at 6:37pm - work - by Andrew - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, my daughter wouldn't stop yapping on about not being able to register on the new Harry Potter website. The amount of whiny jibber-jabber emanating from her cake-hole made me want to boot her from our family tree, and I had to resort to booze to wash the pain away. I'm a terrible parent. FML

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On 08/04/2011 at 9:41am - kids - by makeitstop (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend decided he hates my male best friend because they have "conflicting interests." My best friend's response? "What's his gamertag so I can shoot him in Halo?" FML

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169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26219) - you deserved it (6601)

On 10/28/2010 at 8:58pm - misc - by MissTrix - United Kingdom (Oxfordshire)



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