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Today, I was involved in a wreck. How quickly did the police arrive at the scene? Very quickly, considering he was the one who rear-ended me at a red light. FML

#5837946 (72)

I agree, your life sucks (18936) - you deserved it (988)

On 10/14/2009 at 11:18pm - misc - by gooddriver (woman) - United States

Today, I realized how much I'm on the computer. I tried to "CTRL+Z" on something I wrote down on my paper. FML

#5580319 (163)

I agree, your life sucks (5986) - you deserved it (25324)

On 10/01/2009 at 3:56am - misc - by slcbabii23 (woman) - United States (Missouri) - moderated by Kevin Nealon

Today, I went to my former high school's homecoming game. A classmate who I always had a crush on looks up and goes "Brian!", holding her arms out for a hug. I hug her and she seems a bit suprised but hugs back anyway. I get up and see another Brian from our class behind me. Shame. FML

#5579977 (68)

I agree, your life sucks (29268) - you deserved it (2632)

On 10/01/2009 at 3:07am - misc - by Jusawkward - United States (Missouri)

Today, my crush was talking to me on Facebook. He said, "Did you know that 99% of the time a guy is talking to a girl it's because he wants to go out with her? Yeah, well, this is that 1%." FML

#5579906 (97)

I agree, your life sucks (32699) - you deserved it (2220)

On 10/01/2009 at 2:59am - love - by Icy (woman) - United States (Washington) - moderated by Kevin Nealon

Today, I was looking at my wedding photos. The photographer moved onto the "candid" shots and thought it would be cute to have pics of us making out at the reception. I have blonde hair. The girl in the picture did not. FML

#5570675 (90)

I agree, your life sucks (37904) - you deserved it (1632)

On 09/30/2009 at 6:57pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I was talking and joking with my boyfriend. He said "Hey wanna hear a joke?" I said "Yes." He said, "Our relationship." and walked away. He seriously dumped me through a one-liner. FML

#5515193 (128)

I agree, your life sucks (38600) - you deserved it (3376)

On 09/27/2009 at 9:16pm - love - by screwwyou (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I went on a date with the girl I like to a skating rink. On the ride home she put her arm around me. Her armpits stank and I smelt them the whole hour and a half drive. FML

#5345954 (152)

I agree, your life sucks (30255) - you deserved it (6892)

On 09/19/2009 at 2:35am - love - by sensativenose (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, after making out with this guy, our tongue piercings got stuck together. After about five minutes of trying to unlock them, I accidentally vomited a little in his mouth. FML

#5345051 (158)

I agree, your life sucks (28265) - you deserved it (24122)

On 09/19/2009 at 1:22am - love - by Pierceew (woman) - United States (California)

Today, it is my boyfriend's and my one year anniversary. I bought him a Playstation 2. As soon as I gave it to him, he went straight to set it up without giving me anything. I said "What about me?" He walked over to me, gave me a kiss and said "I love it when you buy me things for no reason." FML

#5337974 (208)

I agree, your life sucks (36340) - you deserved it (4666)

On 09/18/2009 at 7:27pm - love - by luvizwar (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I saw a weight loss 'before and after' advertisement and I wished I could at least look like the 'before'. FML

#5301983 (122)

I agree, your life sucks (26174) - you deserved it (16038)

On 09/16/2009 at 9:43pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I went on a blind date. We had agreed on meeting in front of a park. Thinking I was there first, I texted her "I'm already there, sitting next to the fat chick." I heard a beep. SHE was the "fat chick." FML

#5292418 (380)

I agree, your life sucks (15361) - you deserved it (68105)

On 09/16/2009 at 2:23pm - love - by sarahh38 (man) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I thought it would be fun to tease my dog by standing above her and hitting each of her paws repeatedly. My dog thought it would be fun to jump up and bite at my chest whilst I wasn't wearing a shirt. I just spent four hours in hospital getting my nipple sewn back on. FML

#5289656 (212)

I agree, your life sucks (8607) - you deserved it (59434)

On 09/16/2009 at 9:24am - animals - by nipped (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was arguing with one of my professors. She said that all married couples fight and I told her that my parents have never argued or fought about anything. When I got home my parents told me that they're getting a divorce. FML

#5288032 (105)

I agree, your life sucks (31167) - you deserved it (8069)

On 09/16/2009 at 4:38am - misc - by omgstfuplz (woman) - United States (Mississippi)

Today, I realized my job is so boring that I spend most of my time trying to take a dump than actually working. FML

#5283267 (94)

I agree, your life sucks (22247) - you deserved it (4345)

On 09/15/2009 at 10:27pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I found out that my boss plays a trick on all the interns. He calls you to his office, then leaves you waiting outside until you get annoyed and leave. Apparently, the old record was 45mins. I waited 4 hours. FML

#5276365 (104)

I agree, your life sucks (34446) - you deserved it (7654)

On 09/15/2009 at 5:32pm - work - by stillwaiting (man) - United Kingdom (Cardiff)