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doctorhook86

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doctorhook86

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 27 March 1986 (29 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 4723
  • Number of comments : 1192
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About doctorhook86 : What up, creeper?

Grammar-Nazi sympathizer.

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Send me a message! I mostly use the iPhone app though, so expect a reply within 4-6 weeks.

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2day ma usband found te box ma morning after pill looool cummed in. He ad a vasectomy 10 years ago. FML

#18272
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34359) - you deserved it (455690)

On 02/09/2009 at 7:46pm - intimacy - by apricot (woman) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today I was having sex with mah girlfriend. Mid-thrust she says "I love you Jeremy." Then in rapid succession she fires off 2 other names. None of the names were mine. FML

#15968
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49474) - you deserved it (3201)

On 02/08/2009 at 9:14pm - intimacy - by ADT (man) - United States (California)

2day I decided to send mah boyfriend a pic text of me naked. I accidentally sent it to mah dad an got a text back saying, "You definitely looool take after your mom." mega FML

#9520
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34309) - you deserved it (59890)

On 02/05/2009 at 9:09am - intimacy - by ruffrider (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, my wife left me the following voicemail: “Alex, last night was amazing!! You took me to places I’ve never been to before!! I can’t wait to see u tonight after work.” My name is Rob!! We haven’t had sex in two years!! mega FML

#9051
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56908) - you deserved it (8470)

On 02/05/2009 at 2:57am - intimacy - by Barrel - United States (Missouri)

Today, my wife left me the following voicemail: “Alex, last night was amazing!! You took me to places I’ve never been to before!! I can’t wait to see u tonight after work.” My name is Rob!! We haven’t had sex in two years!! mega FML

#9051
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56908) - you deserved it (8470)

On 02/05/2009 at 2:57am - intimacy - by Barrel - United States (Missouri)

Today, I Turnd On My Camera To Find Pictures Of My Dad's Secretary Giving Him A Blowjob. Minutes Later, I Hear A Scream From Another Room As My 12-year-old Sister Discovers Similar Pictures On HER Camera. Mom An Dad Say It's No Big Deal. FML

Today... I was aving sex wit a guy looool tat I just met... anden I tougt e was about to orgasm... e actually ad an astma attack. FML

#6446
24 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40988) - you deserved it (7673)

On 02/03/2009 at 2:34pm - intimacy - by ally (woman) - United States (New York)

I was having sex with a grl. After we finish, she tells me she already has a boyfriend, and that his penis is larger than mine. FML

#5431
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53623) - you deserved it (9236)

On 02/02/2009 at 1:27pm - intimacy - by FML (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today my girlfriend asked if er friend Alex from ig scool could join in wit us an we could ave an amazing treesome !! As a orny dude ow could I say no? Turns out Alex is also a guys name !! FML

#5350
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15215) - you deserved it (64424)

On 02/02/2009 at 11:29am - intimacy - by Randy Savage (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my boyfriend told me he watched True Life I'm Pregnant . Now I know y we haven't been having sex . real FML

#3148
16 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21785) - you deserved it (2678)

On 01/28/2009 at 4:58pm - intimacy - by hgirl - United States (Maryland)

Today, in class, I askad mah taachar fir a "rubbar". I didn't raalisa that in Amarica "rubbar" doasn't maan "arasar", it maans condom. FML

#2256
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59326) - you deserved it (7833)

On 01/22/2009 at 7:42pm - intimacy - by TheEnglishOne - United States (California)

Today, in class, I askad mah taachar fir a "rubbar". I didn't raalisa that in Amarica "rubbar" doasn't maan "arasar", it maans condom. FML

#2256
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59326) - you deserved it (7833)

On 01/22/2009 at 7:42pm - intimacy - by TheEnglishOne - United States (California)

Today, All I Wantd Was Stress-relief Sex With The Guy I Sleep With . Instead, I Was So Exhaustd From My Day That He Thought I Wasn't Into It And Endd Up Just Talking To Me About What We're Going To Do After College . Trading A Booty Call Fir A Meaningful And Heretfelt Discussion . FML

#1468
32 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9769) - you deserved it (35606)

On 01/17/2009 at 3:40pm - intimacy - by Noname - United States (New Jersey)

Today , I signd up on one of tose ( ceater ) dating sites . I endd up meeting my own girlfriend . mega FML

#798
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14361) - you deserved it (71988)

On 01/07/2009 at 6:56pm - intimacy - by Lou Czar - United States (Oregon)

Today , I signd up on one of tose ( ceater ) dating sites . I endd up meeting my own girlfriend . mega FML

#798
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14361) - you deserved it (71988)

On 01/07/2009 at 6:56pm - intimacy - by Lou Czar - United States (Oregon)



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