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doctorhook86

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 27 March 1986 (28 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3466
  • Number of comments : 974
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About doctorhook86 : What up, creeper?

Grammar-Nazi sympathizer.

Pet Peeve: statements that end with question marks?

Send me a message! I mostly use the iPhone app though, so expect a reply within 4-6 weeks.

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doctorhook86's favorite FMLs

Today, I turned on my camera to find pictures of my dad's secretary giving him a blowjob. Minutes later, I hear a scream from another room as my 12-year-old sister discovers similar pictures on HER camera. Mom and dad say it's no big deal. FML

Today, I was having sex with a guy that I just met, and when I thought he was about to orgasm, he actually had an asthma attack. FML

#6446
25 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38998) - you deserved it (7266)

On 02/03/2009 at 2:34pm - intimacy - by ally (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was having sex with a girl. After we finish, she tells me she already has a boyfriend, and that his penis is larger than mine. FML

#5431
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53370) - you deserved it (9209)

On 02/02/2009 at 1:27pm - intimacy - by FML (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my girlfriend asked if her friend Alex from high school could join in with us and we could have an amazing threesome. As a horny dude how could I say no? Turns out Alex is also a guys name. FML

#5350
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14981) - you deserved it (62561)

On 02/02/2009 at 11:29am - intimacy - by Randy Savage (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my boyfriend told me he watched True Life I'm Pregnant. Now I know why we haven't been having sex. FML

#3148
16 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21578) - you deserved it (2665)

On 01/28/2009 at 4:58pm - intimacy - by hgirl - United States (Maryland)

Today, in class, I asked my teacher for a "rubber". I didn't realise that in America "rubber" doesn't mean "eraser", it means condom. FML

#2256
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59071) - you deserved it (7811)

On 01/22/2009 at 7:42pm - intimacy - by TheEnglishOne - United States (California)

Today, in class, I asked my teacher for a "rubber". I didn't realise that in America "rubber" doesn't mean "eraser", it means condom. FML

#2256
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59071) - you deserved it (7811)

On 01/22/2009 at 7:42pm - intimacy - by TheEnglishOne - United States (California)

Today, all I wanted was stress-relief sex with the guy I sleep with. Instead, I was so exhausted from my day that he thought I wasn't into it and ended up just talking to me about what we're going to do after college. Trading a booty call for a meaningful and heartfelt discussion. FML

#1468
32 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9177) - you deserved it (34409)

On 01/17/2009 at 3:40pm - intimacy - by Noname - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I signed up on one of those "cheater" dating sites. I ended up meeting my own girlfriend. FML

#798
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13935) - you deserved it (70509)

On 01/07/2009 at 6:56pm - intimacy - by Lou Czar - United States (Oregon)

Today, I signed up on one of those "cheater" dating sites. I ended up meeting my own girlfriend. FML

#798
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13935) - you deserved it (70509)

On 01/07/2009 at 6:56pm - intimacy - by Lou Czar - United States (Oregon)

Today, I signed up on one of those "cheater" dating sites. I ended up meeting my own girlfriend. FML

#798
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13935) - you deserved it (70509)

On 01/07/2009 at 6:56pm - intimacy - by Lou Czar - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was doing a local search at SexSearch.com and I found my sister's profile. FML

#727
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36536) - you deserved it (9225)

On 01/07/2009 at 10:22am - intimacy - by shocked1 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was doing a local search at SexSearch.com and I found my sister's profile. FML

#727
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36536) - you deserved it (9225)

On 01/07/2009 at 10:22am - intimacy - by shocked1 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, it's been 2 weeks since I lost my virginity and I've already had sex with 3 guys. I think I'm a nympho. FML

#723
11 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10743) - you deserved it (72789)

On 01/07/2009 at 3:16am - intimacy - by sexaddict - Sent from mobile version

Today, it's been 2 weeks since I lost my virginity and I've already had sex with 3 guys. I think I'm a nympho. FML

#723
11 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10743) - you deserved it (72789)

On 01/07/2009 at 3:16am - intimacy - by sexaddict - Sent from mobile version



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