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doctorhook86

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doctorhook86

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 27 March 1986 (29 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 5683
  • Number of comments : 1203
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About doctorhook86 : What up, creeper?

Grammar-Nazi sympathizer.

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doctorhook86's favorite FMLs

Today, my husband found the box my morning after pill came in. He had a vasectomy 10 years ago. FML

#18272
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37657) - you deserved it (475724)

On 02/09/2009 at 7:46pm - intimacy - by apricot (woman) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. Mid-thrust she says "I love you, Jeremy." Then in rapid succession, she fires off 2 other names. None of the names were mine. FML

#15968
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54222) - you deserved it (3654)

On 02/08/2009 at 9:14pm - intimacy - by ADT (man) - United States (California)

Today, I decided to send my boyfriend a pic text of me naked. I accidentally sent it to my dad and got a text back saying, "You definitely take after your mom." FML

#9520
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36536) - you deserved it (63349)

On 02/05/2009 at 9:09am - intimacy - by ruffrider (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, my wife left me the following voicemail: “Alex, last night was amazing. You took me to places I’ve never been to before. I can’t wait to see you tonight after work.” My name is Rob. We haven’t had sex in two years. FML

#9051
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60184) - you deserved it (8810)

On 02/05/2009 at 2:57am - intimacy - by Barrel - United States (Missouri)

Today, my wife left me the following voicemail: “Alex, last night was amazing. You took me to places I’ve never been to before. I can’t wait to see you tonight after work.” My name is Rob. We haven’t had sex in two years. FML

#9051
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60184) - you deserved it (8810)

On 02/05/2009 at 2:57am - intimacy - by Barrel - United States (Missouri)

Today, I turned on my camera to find pictures of my dad's secretary giving him a blowjob. Minutes later, I hear a scream from another room as my 12-year-old sister discovers similar pictures on HER camera. Mom and dad say it's no big deal. FML

Today, I was having sex with a guy that I just met, and when I thought he was about to orgasm, he actually had an asthma attack. FML

#6446
27 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43377) - you deserved it (8154)

On 02/03/2009 at 2:34pm - intimacy - by ally (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was having sex with a girl. After we finish, she tells me she already has a boyfriend, and that his penis is larger than mine. FML

#5431
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57757) - you deserved it (9879)

On 02/02/2009 at 1:27pm - intimacy - by FML (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my girlfriend asked if her friend Alex from high school could join in with us and we could have an amazing threesome. As a horny dude how could I say no? Turns out Alex is also a guys name. FML

#5350
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16840) - you deserved it (67453)

On 02/02/2009 at 11:29am - intimacy - by Randy Savage (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my boyfriend told me he watched True Life I'm Pregnant. Now I know why we haven't been having sex. FML

#3148
18 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25645) - you deserved it (3129)

On 01/28/2009 at 4:58pm - intimacy - by hgirl - United States (Maryland)

Today, in class, I asked my teacher for a "rubber". I didn't realise that in America "rubber" doesn't mean "eraser", it means condom. FML

#2256
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64579) - you deserved it (8385)

On 01/22/2009 at 7:42pm - intimacy - by TheEnglishOne - United States (California)

Today, in class, I asked my teacher for a "rubber". I didn't realise that in America "rubber" doesn't mean "eraser", it means condom. FML

#2256
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64579) - you deserved it (8385)

On 01/22/2009 at 7:42pm - intimacy - by TheEnglishOne - United States (California)

Today, all I wanted was stress-relief sex with the guy I sleep with. Instead, I was so exhausted from my day that he thought I wasn't into it and ended up just talking to me about what we're going to do after college. Trading a booty call for a meaningful and heartfelt discussion. FML

#1468
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10831) - you deserved it (37739)

On 01/17/2009 at 3:40pm - intimacy - by Noname - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I signed up on one of those "cheater" dating sites. I ended up meeting my own girlfriend. FML

#798
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15959) - you deserved it (77485)

On 01/07/2009 at 6:56pm - intimacy - by Lou Czar - United States (Oregon)

Today, I signed up on one of those "cheater" dating sites. I ended up meeting my own girlfriend. FML

#798
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15959) - you deserved it (77485)

On 01/07/2009 at 6:56pm - intimacy - by Lou Czar - United States (Oregon)



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