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About doctorhook86 : What up, creeper?
Pet Peeve: statements that end with question marks?
Send me a message! I mostly use the iPhone app though, so expect a reply within 4-6 weeks.
An insomniac or a creature of the dark
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Why am I up so early?
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That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.
Today, my girlfriend asked if her friend Alex from high school could join in with us and we could have an amazing threesome. As a horny dude how could I say no? Turns out Alex is also a guys name. FML
Today, all I wanted was stress-relief sex with the guy I sleep with. Instead, I was so exhausted from my day that he thought I wasn't into it and ended up just talking to me about what we're going to do after college. Trading a booty call for a meaningful and heartfelt discussion. FML
Friday 26 September 2014