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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 27 March 1986 (29 years)
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  • Number of visits : 5695
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About doctorhook86 : What up, creeper?

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doctorhook86's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out that my wife has had more sex in the last two months than I have in our last year of marriage. FML


I agree, your life sucks (65062) - you deserved it (6213)

On 06/15/2014 at 3:22pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

Today, my friend announced that she'd lost weight recently. As I was congratulating her, my baby sister said, "I think you're still fat but that's good because you can give more meat to God when you go to heaven." Now I have to explain to a 6-year-old that God isn't a cannibal. FML


I agree, your life sucks (49805) - you deserved it (5695)

On 05/26/2014 at 7:37am - kids - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Wolverhampton)

Today, and every other night since my new neighbors moved in two weeks ago, their cat has been standing outside my house meowing constantly up at my window, where my cat keeps standing and meowing back. It's like a feline version of Romeo and Juliet, and I can't sleep. FML


I agree, your life sucks (49390) - you deserved it (5277)

On 01/11/2014 at 1:52pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Dominican Republic (Distrito Nacional)

Today, I woke up to my girlfriend masturbating beside me. I asked if she needed a hand. She called me a pervert and now won't speak to me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (67735) - you deserved it (7909)

On 01/03/2014 at 5:08pm - intimacy - by notsohandy (man) - Denmark (Midtjylland)

Today, my mother decided to inform me that she doesn't believe canned food can have an expiry date and that the food is still okay to eat years after the 'supposed' expiry date. She's probably been cooking my dinner with expired food for over 17 years. FML


I agree, your life sucks (39351) - you deserved it (4800)

On 12/19/2013 at 5:49pm - health - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I found out that my dad is actually my uncle, and vice-versa. FML


I agree, your life sucks (56974) - you deserved it (3269)

On 12/16/2013 at 12:49pm - misc - by confsused - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I got to spend all of my time scrubbing poop off the walls and carpet because my 2-year-old decided he wanted to 'paint mama a picture.' FML

Today, I found out that I take long enough showers for my boyfriend to sleep with my sister and put everything back to normal before I get out. I found out when I needed more shampoo that was in a shopping bag in my room. FML


I agree, your life sucks (68413) - you deserved it (5712)

On 12/07/2013 at 4:55pm - intimacy - by mystery - United States (North Dakota)

Today, I was proud when I started a confrontation with my best friend's brother because he is a sexist pig who treats women like crap. Six hours later my pride was gone: I made him an after-sex sandwich. FML


Today, after having some drinks at the club, I went home with this awesome girl. When I woke up, I thought the house looked really familiar. It belonged to my ex's younger sister. FML


I agree, your life sucks (52084) - you deserved it (18691)

On 11/25/2013 at 12:38pm - intimacy - by sister sister - United States (New York)

Today, I found out my 13-year-old daughter thinks the showerhead got her pregnant. FML

Today, I found out yet another of my guy friends liked me. I posted that I just wanted a guy friend that had absolutely no romantic feelings for me. My crush volunteered. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33717) - you deserved it (65652)

On 08/18/2013 at 12:41am - misc - by fail - United States

Today, my girlfriend was suspended from work after she was caught fucking one of her co-workers. FML


I agree, your life sucks (65849) - you deserved it (4903)

On 08/08/2013 at 4:20pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Slough)

Today, I found out that my wife is having an affair with the same guy my ex-wife left me for. FML


I agree, your life sucks (94806) - you deserved it (5975)

On 05/06/2013 at 2:13pm - love - by Anonymous - Ireland (Donegal)

Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. Just as I was about to orgasm, he pulled away and said that my vagina is like a mask and that he feels like Bane from Batman. He's been talking in a Bane voice to my vagina for 30 minutes now. I guess sex is over. FML


I agree, your life sucks (64210) - you deserved it (11492)

On 04/12/2013 at 11:34am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

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