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Today, I discovered that if I put my ankles on my boyfriends shoulders while we are having sex, I will pee myself. FML
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On 09/22/2010 at 1:37am - intimacy - by noname - Canada (Quebec)
Today, I was walking outside when I saw my best friend about 100 meters away. I began running towards her, arms flailing, screaming out a tribal battle cry. It wasn't until I was nearly on top of her that I realised it was someone else. FML
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On 09/17/2010 at 4:33pm - misc - by ellinor (woman) - Sweden (Jonkopings Lan)
Today, whilst at my awards night, I got a boner, right as it was my turn to accept my award. To avoid a awkward situation, I flipped it up and under my belt. This failed to make the situation any less awkward, because the head of my penis poked out through my shirt, in plain view of the audience. FML
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On 09/17/2010 at 2:57am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Australia (Queensland)
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex for the first time when my 4 year old sister walked in. She thought we were making a dog pile, so just as soon as my boyfriend was about to finish, she jumped on his back. FML
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On 09/07/2010 at 12:06pm - intimacy - by Ashley - United States (California)
Today, I finally decided to do regular biology rather than honors biology, thinking honors would be too hard. My first day in regular biology, my lab partner asked me whether a rock was alive or not. FML
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On 08/30/2010 at 3:55pm - misc - by Shelby (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I witnessed my girlfriend scratch her crotch and then sniff her fingers. FML
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On 08/30/2010 at 3:30am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)
Today, my boyfriend told everyone I queef during sex. Even his parents are calling me "Cooter Pooter." FML
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On 08/30/2010 at 2:02am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I turned the shower on the hottest setting so it would warm up quickly. I started to sing and dance around the bathroom. I got too carried away and pelvic thrusted the water, which I hadn't turned back down. FML
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On 08/14/2010 at 2:27am - health - by Fire_Crotch (man) - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I woke up with my face sharpied. I live alone. FML
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On 01/22/2010 at 3:51pm - misc - by Funnymann - United States
Today, I had a wrestling match. Someone put Viagra in my waterbottle. FML
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On 01/22/2010 at 12:06am - misc - by wrestler133 - Sent from mobile version
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, all because whenever I laugh I say "lol." FML
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On 01/21/2010 at 8:18pm - love - by heartbroken (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my boyfriend and I went for a swim in his pool. I was hoping that the swim would be somewhat romantic, however, that came to an abrupt end when he decided that it would be cool and funny to try and lift me up by my boobs. FML
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On 01/20/2010 at 11:17am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)
Today, at work, I brewed myself a fresh cup of coffee. I set the hot coffee onto my desk. My phone rang so I answered my coffee, spilling it all over my face and body. FML
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On 12/23/2009 at 1:42pm - work - by chris (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I saw a grasshopper in the urinal so I decided to pee on it. It jumped out, scared the hell out of me, and I peed all over myself. FML
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On 11/14/2009 at 4:37pm - animals - by TheMichaelNixon - United States (Tennessee)
Today, I was at lunch with my girlfriend. The waitress came up and asked for her number, then asked if she had a significant other. I laughed as my girlfriend gave the waitress her number. They're going on a date, tonight. FML
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On 09/29/2009 at 3:09pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Carolina)
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