About dmeloccaro : I work a lot and like to enjoy my weekends. I drink sometimes and love to go anywhere outdoors that there is water. I love being around my family. I love animals. I have several tattoos and piercings. I love music, love love love. I like to hang out with my friends, and I like to get out of San Antonio as often as possible. I really enjoy going to concerts. Message if you want to know more I guess. I'm always down to make new internet friends, especially on a bad ass site like this one :D
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Today, I sneezed my jaw out of socket. Yes, this is possible. FML
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On 07/06/2012 at 11:03am - misc - by hotpatata - United States
Today, I was the maid of honor at my sister's wedding. I was the first one to walk down the aisle, where I managed to trip over a wire, shutting off the music and falling on my face. My family cheered and took pictures. FML
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On 07/06/2012 at 6:42am - misc - by Anonymous - United States
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On 07/05/2012 at 3:10pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)
Today, I woke up to my drunk great grandfather peeing on my cat and thinking it was absolutely hysterical. This isn't the first time and he just moved in with me for the next six weeks. FML
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On 07/05/2012 at 9:38am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)
Today, after having been constipated for ages, I finally forced out a week's worth of build-up. The excruciating pain reduced me to tears, and my boyfriend refused to drive me to the hospital, because according to him, I must have had anal sex with someone. FML
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On 06/21/2012 at 1:43pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, when I told my family I was a vegetarian, I expected them to make fun of me because that's just my family. But what I wasn't expecting was my dad to use raw meat as a puppet and make it say, "Eat me! Eat me!" then throw it at my face. FML
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On 06/21/2012 at 10:52am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, after careful consideration, I told my wife I really want to have kids. She laughed, until she finally realized I was serious, at which point she flicked me in the balls and said, "Problem solved." FML
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On 06/20/2012 at 12:41pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I laughed when I shouldn't have and am probably fired. What happened? My boss asked me if birds were reptiles. I thought he was kidding. FML
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On 06/20/2012 at 8:46am - work - by notanidiot - United States (Michigan)
Today, I bought some beef jerky. As I put the first piece in my mouth, I thought to myself, "Wow, this is tough enough to break a tooth." It was. FML
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On 06/20/2012 at 1:22am - health - by Anonymous - United States (Arizona)
Today, my parents made a list of all the things they could have done had I not been born. FML
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On 06/19/2012 at 12:42pm - intimacy - by theunborn - France (Midi-Pyrenees)
Today, I got into a huge fight with a girl at school. My mom and dad decided to punish me by letting my three older brothers pick out my wardrobe for the next week. FML
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On 06/19/2012 at 12:38pm - misc - by Shelby - United States (Illinois)
Today, the Jehovah's Witnesses witnessed me whacking off on my couch. FML
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On 06/19/2012 at 11:35am - intimacy - by megasniper240 (man) - United States (New York)
Today, an extremely hot police officer reprimanded me. It was pretty awkward considering she stopped me because of public urination. FML
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On 05/27/2012 at 11:24pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I texted my friend and asked her what her sad status on Facebook was about. She texted me back saying her step-mother had passed away. I tried to reply with "awwh" but my phone autocorrected it to "ahaha." FML
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On 05/27/2012 at 3:19am - misc - by iPhonekid - United States (Texas)
Today, my grandmother was driving me to the mall. Suddenly, she stopped in the middle of the road. When I asked her what exactly she was doing, she said, "Oh, am I driving?" FML
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On 05/26/2012 at 9:48pm - misc - by anonymus - Canada (Ontario)
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