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About dmeloccaro : I work a lot and like to enjoy my weekends. I drink sometimes and love to go anywhere outdoors that there is water. I love being around my family. I love animals. I have several tattoos and piercings. I love music, love love love. I like to hang out with my friends, and I like to get out of San Antonio as often as possible. I really enjoy going to concerts. Message if you want to know more I guess. I'm always down to make new internet friends, especially on a bad ass site like this one :D
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Today, I was the maid of honor at my sister's wedding. I was the first one to walk down the aisle, where I managed to trip over a wire, shutting off the music and falling on my face. My family cheered and took pictures. FML
Today, after having been constipated for ages, I finally forced out a week's worth of build-up. The excruciating pain reduced me to tears, and my boyfriend refused to drive me to the hospital, because according to him, I must have had anal sex with someone. FML
Today, when I told my family I was a vegetarian, I expected them to make fun of me because that's just my family. But what I wasn't expecting was my dad to use raw meat as a puppet and make it say, "Eat me! Eat me!" then throw it at my face. FML
Today, after careful consideration, I told my wife I really want to have kids. She laughed, until she finally realized I was serious, at which point she flicked me in the balls and said, "Problem solved." FML
Today, I texted my friend and asked her what her sad status on Facebook was about. She texted me back saying her step-mother had passed away. I tried to reply with "awwh" but my phone autocorrected it to "ahaha." FML
Friday 12 December 2014