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Yesterday, I worked a car wash as a fundraiser. Being nice I figured I'd bring my car, get it washed, and donate some money. When it was my car's turn to be washed, everyone was conveniently busy washing other cars. My car was in front and needed to be washed and moved. I paid $10 to wash my own car. mega FML

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On 04/26/2009 at 1:38am - misc - by fail (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today , one of the guests I was in the middle of seating knocked an empty wine glass from the table. I assured them it was all right and kneeled down to pick up the now broken glass. The lady insisted on helping as far as picking the glass up and dumping the shards into mah open hands. FML

#1342921
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On 04/26/2009 at 12:35am - work - by shadowednavi (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today , one of the guests I was in the middle of seating knocked an empty wine glass from the table. I assured them it was all right and kneeled down to pick up the now broken glass. The lady insisted on helping as far as picking the glass up and dumping the shards into mah open hands. FML

#1342921
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I agree, your life sucks (45245) - you deserved it (3427)

On 04/26/2009 at 12:35am - work - by shadowednavi (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today , one of the guests I was in the middle of seating knocked an empty wine glass from the table. I assured them it was all right and kneeled down to pick up the now broken glass. The lady insisted on helping as far as picking the glass up and dumping the shards into mah open hands. FML

#1342921
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I agree, your life sucks (45245) - you deserved it (3427)

On 04/26/2009 at 12:35am - work - by shadowednavi (woman) - United States (Illinois)

TODAY, I WAS HANGING OUT AT MAH SCHOOL WITH SOME FRIENDSHEN MAH MOM CUMMED TO PICK ME UP. A GRL I KNEW WANTED A HUG BEFORE I LEFT. I TURNED AROUND TO HUG HER AND A CLIP ON MAH BACKPACK GOT STUCK ON HER TANK TOP. I TUNED AWAY THE CLIP PULLED THE SHRT RIPPING IT AND EXPOSING HER NAKED CHEST. FML

#1342086
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On 04/26/2009 at 12:11am - misc - by Mikey (man) - United States (Illinois)

TODAY, I WAS HANGING OUT AT MAH SCHOOL WITH SOME FRIENDSHEN MAH MOM CUMMED TO PICK ME UP. A GRL I KNEW WANTED A HUG BEFORE I LEFT. I TURNED AROUND TO HUG HER AND A CLIP ON MAH BACKPACK GOT STUCK ON HER TANK TOP. I TUNED AWAY THE CLIP PULLED THE SHRT RIPPING IT AND EXPOSING HER NAKED CHEST. FML

#1342086
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I agree, your life sucks (65262) - you deserved it (8146)

On 04/26/2009 at 12:11am - misc - by Mikey (man) - United States (Illinois)

TODAY, I WAS HANGING OUT AT MAH SCHOOL WITH SOME FRIENDSHEN MAH MOM CUMMED TO PICK ME UP. A GRL I KNEW WANTED A HUG BEFORE I LEFT. I TURNED AROUND TO HUG HER AND A CLIP ON MAH BACKPACK GOT STUCK ON HER TANK TOP. I TUNED AWAY THE CLIP PULLED THE SHRT RIPPING IT AND EXPOSING HER NAKED CHEST. FML

#1342086
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On 04/26/2009 at 12:11am - misc - by Mikey (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, Mah Bast Friand And I Parformad A Rap To Our Whola School. Tha Rap Was "mada Up" By Our Friand. Aftar Tha Parformanca, A Lot Of Friand Askad Ma Why I Did A Rap From Hannah Montana. Apparantly Tha Rap Was Off Of A Show Fir 8 Yaar Olds. Wa R 17 And Paopla Think Wa Watch Hannah Montana. FML

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On 04/25/2009 at 10:03pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)



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