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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 6 April 1988 (26 years)
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Today, I had a meeting with my super-hot TA. When I got to her office, she complimented me for being early, to which I thoughtfully replied "oh I usually come early." She laughed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (52321) - you deserved it (31578)

On 03/16/2009 at 1:40pm - misc - by SmoothTalker (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, at lunch I ordered a coke. The waiter replied "diet coke?" and I corrected him saying, "No, regular coke." He shook his head and said again, "diet coke." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47363) - you deserved it (7923)

On 02/11/2009 at 2:14am - misc - by J (woman) - United States (Virginia)



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