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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 6 April 1988 (26 years)
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Today... I was watcing Free Willy wit my boyfriend. It was at te partere te boy leand into te water to give Willy a ug. I askd... "How do u even ug aale?" My boyfriend rolld over and gave me a ug... and said... "Like tis." FML

#7165792
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37436) - you deserved it (13241)

On 01/05/2010 at 5:03pm - love - by leigh2812 - Sent from mobile version

Today, I picked the treadmill next to an old man so I could feel better about myself. He ran faster and longer than I did. fat FML

#7164815
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7118) - you deserved it (30843)

On 01/05/2010 at 3:16pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

I Woke Up From A Nap And Thought I Felt Somebody's Arm In Mah Bd. I Frantically Start Hitting It And Start Screaming. I Soon Realizd It Was Mah Own Arm. I Had Fallen Asleep On It... And It Was Completely Numb... I Couldn't Feel A Thing. FML

#7004520
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20643) - you deserved it (10828)

On 12/29/2009 at 12:11am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, mah boyfriand callad ma 80 timas in 5 minutas. I had praviously told him I was with mah friands. Ha laft ma a voicamail proposing saying ha lovad ma to daath an ha was crying. Wa'va baan dating for a waak. FML

#6999302
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38830) - you deserved it (4475)

On 12/28/2009 at 8:21pm - love - by anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I anded out 30 resume only to fine out, after te last resume was anded out, my broter ad canged te last sentence of every paragrap to 'I am a massive douce bag.' mega FML

#5875865
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36068) - you deserved it (6961)

On 10/18/2009 at 6:52am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

TODAY , AS I WAS WALKING OME LATE AT NIGT , SOME ASSOLE TREW A LIT CIGARETTE BUTT OUT OF TERE BALCONY . IT FELL BETWEEN MA GLASSES AND MA EYE AND LEFT A BURN MARK ON MA CEEK . FML

#5875501
76 comments

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On 10/18/2009 at 5:28am - health - by nimrod23 (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my boyfriend an I were messing aroundhen he accidentally elbowd me in the eye an I couldn't see. He rolld over, turnd on the football game, an told me to just walk upstairs an get ice. He also addd that he would like a cokehile I am up there. FML

#5865108
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33318) - you deserved it (4849)

On 10/17/2009 at 12:26pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I discovered I was at te same restaurant as my ex an is new girlfriend. Quickly, I picked up my moter's poneen se wasn't looking, looool an began to pretend to talk to a fake new boyfriend. Few seconds later, te waiter loudly asked me if I was done talking into te calculator. fat FML

#5865096
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8510) - you deserved it (40897)

On 10/17/2009 at 12:25pm - love - by Ohgreat (woman) - United States (Ohio)

TODAY I BOUGHT A SAFE . I PUTTED ALL OF MOST PRIZED POSSESSIONS IN IT.. . INCLUDING ALL OF JEWELRY.. . FAMILY HEIRLOOMS AN IMPORTANT PAPERS . OH.. . AN JUST BEFORE I LOCKED IT UP.. . I PUTTED THE KEY TO THE SAFE IN THERE TOO . FML

#5853420
84 comments

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On 10/16/2009 at 5:02pm - misc - by smarty (woman) - United States (Washington)

yesterday I had an argument with my wife. I told her to get back in the kitchen. How does she respond? By doing what I told her to do, and returning to hit me with a frying pan.

#5811871
292 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8761) - you deserved it (106533)

On 10/13/2009 at 2:54am - love - by PanFace (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I Won 10,555 Dollars On Scratch Cards! My Sister Got Me To Do A Happy Dance And Filmed It. The Video Is On Facebook And The Tickets Were Fake. FML

#5793499
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32448) - you deserved it (7186)

On 10/12/2009 at 9:21am - money - by Dora (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today... ma boyfriend left for a mont-long trip wit is buddies. I stood near te door waiting for a goodbye kiss. He kissed is xbox goodbye instead. FML

#5759399
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37517) - you deserved it (5448)

On 10/10/2009 at 3:04pm - love - by kissless (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, I was talking an joking with my boyfriend. He said "Hey wanna hear a joke?" I said "Yes." He said, "Our relationship." an walkd away. He seriously dumpd me through a one-liner. mega FML

#5515193
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47083) - you deserved it (4602)

On 09/27/2009 at 9:16pm - love - by screwwyou (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I had a nervous breakdown. My life has been going down the drain and I calld mah boyfriend 4 comfort. I was crying mah eyes out, finally getting everything off of mah chest that has been bothering me. I thought it was quiet because he was listening closely. I was wrong. He fell asleep. FML

#5424504
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37184) - you deserved it (8340)

On 09/23/2009 at 7:10am - love - by Riskreh (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I had a nervous breakdown. My life has been going down the drain and I calld mah boyfriend 4 comfort. I was crying mah eyes out, finally getting everything off of mah chest that has been bothering me. I thought it was quiet because he was listening closely. I was wrong. He fell asleep. FML

#5424504
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37184) - you deserved it (8340)

On 09/23/2009 at 7:10am - love - by Riskreh (woman) - United States (Florida)



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