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  • Town/Country : Australia
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About djxerxes9000 : I read these on my phone while I take a dump

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Today, I shaved my pubic area for my fiancé. He told me it looked "like Frodo tried to hack off Gandalf's beard with Gimli's ax." FML

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On 04/08/2013 at 5:17am - intimacy - by dancekat (woman) - United States (Washington)

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Today, I had an in-depth conversation at work about how technically Luke Skywalker was never a Jedi Master. Highlight of my working day. FML

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On 02/07/2013 at 9:56pm - work - by djxerxes9000 - Canada

Today, while trucking, I got stuck in traffic on a congested highway. After 15 minutes of mind-numbing boredom, I glanced down at the car beside me, only to witness the driver changing her tampon and flicking the old one onto the highway. I can't unsee this. FML

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On 02/01/2013 at 8:01pm - intimacy - by thoughtidseenitall (man) - United States (Colorado)



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