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by Anonymous / 11/14/2011 at 12:23am / United States (Ohio) / Love
by TKDConnor92 / 07/22/2011 at 6:51am / United Kingdom (Gloucestershire) / Kids
by ohmygosh / 07/21/2011 at 7:35pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Work
by growlr / 07/20/2011 at 5:17am / Australia (New South Wales) / Intimacy
by douglas / 07/17/2011 at 3:14am / United States (Washington) / Kids
by Username / 07/14/2011 at 4:09pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I went to an amateur baseball game with some family and friends. When our team hit a home run, my grandpa took it upon himself to start screaming wildly, removing his prosthetic leg and waving it jubilantly in the air. FML
by Username / 07/08/2011 at 9:24am / United States / Miscellaneous
by anonymous / 06/08/2011 at 2:55am / United States (Texas) / Love
by longlostkid556 / 06/05/2011 at 12:14am / United States (California) / Love
by Anonymous / 05/18/2011 at 3:26am / United States (California) / Health
Today, I was spending Saint Patrick's Day with my girlfriend, when she started pinching me for not wearing green. To my complete shock, when she pinched my nipple, I got the biggest, most noticeable erection I've ever had in my life, and no matter what I did, it wouldn't go away. We were in public. FML
by Mr. Sensitive Nips / 03/17/2011 at 6:38pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 01/24/2011 at 9:33pm / United States (Colorado) / Work
Today, I was on a plane. When my flight attendant brought me my drink, it had a lid and a straw. He told me, very seriously, "not to spill." No one else got a lid. I'm 18, and apparently I look spill-prone. FML
by thisisme / 01/16/2011 at 8:37pm / Canada (Ontario) / Transportation
Today, I took my kids to the doctor. In the waiting room, a six year old boy walked up to me, punched me in the crotch, and ran away with my glasses. When the kid's parents made him give me my glasses back, he spat on them. FML
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