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Today, my dad's boss called our house and I answered. He said "is your dad home?" I replied "I'll go check." I put the phone on mute and asked my dad if he wanted to talk to his boss. My dad says "Does that asshole not have a life?" Turns out the phone wasn't on mute, it was on speaker. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12627) - you deserved it (26485)

On 07/21/2009 at 5:54pm - misc - by jtaylor94 - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my fiancé and I were cuddling in bed talking about our future wedding coming up. He leaned over seductively to tell me he got a present for me to ‘use’ on our wedding day. It was a pack of breath mints. FML

#2491424 (101)

I agree, your life sucks (33607) - you deserved it (7500)

On 06/01/2009 at 1:55am - love - by thanksbaby (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I asked out one of the girls that hangs out in my group of friends (the same group I have been hanging out for three years). She stared at me for a couple of seconds then said " who the hell are you?" FML

#2459648 (90)

I agree, your life sucks (38199) - you deserved it (2964)

On 05/31/2009 at 9:04am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was hitting on a girl that was getting ready to walk into the same class as I. We were waiting outside the room, and I told her that I heard the Professor for the course was a total bitch. We walked into the room. I sat down in a desk. She stood behind the podium. FML

#2109 (33)

I agree, your life sucks (6370) - you deserved it (18371)

On 01/21/2009 at 6:15pm - misc - by footinmouth - United States (Iowa)

Today, my study partner for my biology class didn't go to lecture. Not once has he gone to lecture. I went to almost every lecture. He got better grades than I did. FML

#2101 (21)

I agree, your life sucks (12181) - you deserved it (1974)

On 01/21/2009 at 5:36pm - misc - by noodle - United States (California)

Today, I help myself to a piece of a cake brought by guests at a birthday party. I don't like it much so I discreetly attempt to give it to the girl next to me. I ask her "Do you want some? It's sort of disgusting." She replies: "Thanks, I made it." FML

#506 (38)

I agree, your life sucks (5751) - you deserved it (15456)

On 12/13/2008 at 1:54am - misc - by Nawel - Sent from mobile version

Today, while on holiday in England, a cute boy came up and asked where I'm from. When I said Paris, he gave a look and said, "Oh, strange, I always thought Parisians were the most beautiful women in the world." FML

#233 (60)

I agree, your life sucks (38106) - you deserved it (2770)

On 11/06/2008 at 8:01am - love - by frog - United Kingdom (London)

Today, the girl I'm secretly in love with, whom I was talking to on MSN, told me she'd "brb in 10, no wait 20, oh make that 30 min" depending on her boyfriend's stamina. FML

#117 (66)

I agree, your life sucks (50722) - you deserved it (6178)

On 10/28/2008 at 7:13am - intimacy - by loon - Sent from mobile version



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