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djcurley23
  • Town/Country : Los Altos, United States
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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 28 February 1990 (24 years)
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Today, my girlfriend and my parents staged an intervention, and have asked me to go to rehab. What they want me to go to rehab for? World of Warcraft. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8854) - you deserved it (58766)

On 10/25/2010 at 11:06am - misc - by leve80paladin (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I woke up from a dream in which I had a penis. Apparently I talk in my sleep, because my boyfriend kept staring at my crotch. FML

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On 09/05/2010 at 10:20am - intimacy - by urgg (woman) - United States



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