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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 15 April 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 379
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About djalal : Hi guys if you wanna know more about me, try to send me a private message ;). I'll ask it for sure.
#EXCUSE MY ENGLISH#
Yeah, I'm french, and ... Oh wait , I take a shower everyday , don't worry ;p !
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Today, I finally felt ready to take my bra off during sex. My breasts had "deflated" somewhat due to weight loss and I was really self-conscious about them, but my boyfriend insisted I was hot no matter what. When the bra came off, the dick got soft. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30212) - you deserved it (3510)

On 03/03/2010 at 4:24am - intimacy - by victoriassecret - United States

Today, my mom and I went to the mall to look for some boxer briefs. While looking, I saw two girls I knew from school, so I went over to say hello. At least, that was my plan, but my mom screamed, "Look! These have dinosaurs on them!" They left the store giggling. FML

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On 02/06/2010 at 3:01pm - misc - by dinosaurboy (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my boyfriend accused me of deleting my texts from my phone because I'm afraid of him finding out about another man in my life. Truth is, I don't have a life outside of him. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27415) - you deserved it (5087)

On 02/03/2010 at 8:57am - love - by lonestar (woman) - United States (North Carolina)



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